WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL AWAKE ???

[Skittles]

I know Dr. Gonzo is awake attacking his warts, but what are the other excuses?

Mine? I got paged for an SQL Table space issue for a Pennsylvania timed release job that tried to run at midnight.

[MSchreader]

1. I'm working

Midnight shift at the railroad.

Martin

[Skittles]

4. I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAIL-ROAD . . . . .

you f***ing asked for that

[Maple]

2. Working.....business hours

in the far east.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. IT'S ONLY 11 O' CLOCK!!! THAT'S WHY!!!!

[Skittles]

5. IT'S F***ING SUNDAY

what are you - 20 ???

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. NO DAMMIT AND I'M NOT 3 EITHER AND YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMY!

and if you are......am I too old to breast feed???

[opihimoimoi]

8. OMG am I too late to join in??

[Shanty Oilish]

6. It's easy

One 1-hour nap, one 3-hour nap, and 20 hours of goofing off like the lilies of the field, and you can stay up all night chirping and sucking down coffee.

[opihimoimoi]

9. Its 8 PM here

[Solly Mack]

10. I'm avoiding reading chapter 3 in International Relations Since WW1

for class.

[fortyfeetunder]

11. Because it's effin 11PM on the West Coast

I have at least another hour to go...wash dishes, do laundry so I can save on my utility bills....

[MnFats]

12. I'm actually working.

I just stop by here every half-hour or so to see if the world has gone up yet.
the DU 'latest news' column is the best digest of world news i've found....always stuff i'm looking for. then I always find a couple of odd threads like this one and I just can't help myself, i have to post.
i'm going back to work now, thanks.

[Khephra]

13. I took a nice nap and now I'm up for a bit

That's why.

[Skittles]

16. HOWDY KEF

GAWD my job sucks but I guess I'm supposed to be happy I have one. :O

[youngred]

14. Well I'm a college student

with Vampiric sleep schedule tendencies. I'm not going to bed for another 4 hours

[proud patriot]

15. I'm eating a bowl of frosted flakes

It's only 11 here

[Samuraimad]

17. I just got back from "Lost In Translation"

Went to the late show, and besides its only midnight my time, still early!!
Pretty good show. That Scarlett Johansson could have a bright future ahead of her (and she is cute as hell!!). Bill Murray was great as usual. Sofia Coppla should be proud.

[Skittles]

20. I saw the review on Ebert&Roeper

it's definitely on my list

[TreasonousBastard]

18. I have five hours...

to feed before the sun comes up.

Must go now.

[Skittles]

19. lol...........................tb

Hilarious!

[REP]

21. THE FUCKING SHOUTING KEEPS ME AWAKE DAMMIT

Actually, I just keep odd hours.

So there.

And I'm damn near 40, too.

[TSIAS]

22. I just got back from the Dolphins game

We beat Buffalo 17-7. The game ended at 11:30, but it took us a while to get out of the stadium.

[youngred]

28. Yeah we did!

Go Phins

[jafap]

23. I worked six to midnight today

And I do not work again until 8 PM Monday. Last two nights I worked 10 PM until 2 AM, so even though I am 41 I am quite capable of staying up all night. Besides on a Sunday night I am always anxious to read the latest installment of top ten.

[VOX]

24. Severe nightowlism -- I stay up too late habitually...

Not quite an insomniac, but I can always find tons of great stuff to do when it's time for bed (like post on DU). It's very easy for me to stay up late.

Although the mornings (and afternoons) are getting tougher to get through. Can't quite make it on 4 hours of sleep a night like I could in high school!

[Pert_UK]

25. If you liked Skittles' first routine, you'll love the SQL........

I'm awake because it is 2:35pm.

Although I would rather be asleep, I am at work.

P.

P.S.
That joke only works if you pronounce SQL "Sequel", like we do in the UK.....as in Sequel Server.

[Skittles]

26. 262 MG FILES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I tell them to split them up but DO THEY F***ING LISTEN?????

[JCMach1]

27. IT's the middle of the Day!!!!

for me anyway...