I just tore a wart out of my forehead ask me anything...

[DrGonzoLives]

Seriously!

...and while I'm at it FUCKING PACKERS!! GAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

[demgrrrll]

1. Damn. Rough night. n/t

.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. Is there a big gaping red mark there now?

If so, I don't know if I should talk to you until it heals

[DrGonzoLives]

3. Oh yes

And still bleeding!

Fortunately it's hidden right below my hair, so no one will really see it.

[LoZoccolo]

4. My doctor burned one of mine off...

..with some stuff on a swab - I don't know if it was liquid nitrogen or not so don't go trying it! But it was pretty painless and healed well.

[DrGonzoLives]

9. If I could afford a doctor

believe me, that would be the preferred method.

[cherryperry]

15. If Kucinich would only become President,

no one would have to worry about affording a doctor.

What a shame on this country!

[Solly Mack]

5. Ouch. Damn.

Hell, I'm cringing. Oh, shit, that hadda hurt like a mofo.
Thanks for sharing, though.

[DrGonzoLives]

7. Doesn't really hurt

just bleeds a plenty.

[corarose]

6. GD That must have been painful

Shit you must be bleeding profusely by now!

[DrGonzoLives]

8. Yep

Although it didn't really hurt - I guess nerves don't grow into them.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. Nuther question: How does one get a wart on their forehead?

Is this one of those urban legends where you piss by the side of the road and bad things appear on your face?

[Solly Mack]

11. Only if you piss on a toad....

by the side of the road...on the hood of my car.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. Hehe and it splashes back on your forehead!

[Samuraimad]

12. sucks when they come back.

heard yelling at a wart can kill it, i guess some parasite have feelings.

[VOX]

14. Damn, Doc, that's not good! Let a *real* doc do it!

No use scarring up your own mug...

Hang in there --

[Orangepeel]

16. Jesus Christ! Ouch!

"Compound W" is less than $10, isn't it?

[Maddy McCall]

17. DUCT TAPE TRULY HEALS EVERYTHING!!

New discovery...duct tape for six days triggers an immune response, then take the duct tape off, soak daily and reapply duct tape at night.

Within several weeks, duct tape will take care of the wart--no dermatologist needed.

I read about this in our local paper. Let me see if I can find a link that details the treatment. Be back in a sec....

.......Ok...here you go...may not be just like what I described above, but close...

"CONCLUSION: Duct tape occlusion therapy was significantly more effective than cryotherapy for treatment of the common wart."


http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retri...

http://www.cbc.ca/stories/2002/10/15/duct_tape021015

[gate of the sun]

18. if it bleeds it can spread

a new study shows duct tape works pretty well.