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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:25 AM
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Why the hell am I sober?
Oh, yeah, cuz my cats would taunt me for drinking alone.

(Damn cats.)
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Timebound Donating Member (454 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:28 AM
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1. Join the 'Let's Get Drunk!' thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2134548&mesg_id=2134822&page=
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:32 AM
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4. I stumbled in there for a minute
And then I remembered I was sober.
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The Traveler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:29 AM
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2. Remind the cats
You are not alone. Here's to ya, mate.
:toast:
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:34 AM
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5. Yeah, what the hell!
Fuck you, cats!

:beer:
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:36 AM
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6. Ooooh...that looks more like a Guinness than a beer
Now I really wish I had one.
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The Traveler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:41 AM
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8. Damn right!
Had to say the same thing to my Great Dane and Onyx the Black Cat just a minute ago. Have another one!

:toast:
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T Town Jake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:31 AM
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3. One sip at a time, and you'll get there...
...trust me... :evilgrin:
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:37 AM
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7. And the other reason is cuz I have no booze
Fiddlesticks. x(
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The Traveler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:42 AM
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9. Now that really sucks
and I feel compelled to have one on your behalf!
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T Town Jake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:45 AM
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10. That's a bummer...
...about like having a dick, but no right hand. Or vice versa.
I, personally, am strongly opposed to any domicile that does not have a well-stocked supply of booze on hand at all times. There's something faintly disreputable, and slightly disturbing, about such a state of affairs... :spank: :smoke:
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The Traveler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 03:55 AM
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11. He has made a significant point, you know ...
SHAME ON YOU Der Blaue Engel!!!

:spank:
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 04:08 AM
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12. OMG! You're right!
I *do* have a right hand and no dick! :o

This explains much.

I am entirely disturbed and ashamed. Thank you for setting me, er, straight. I had better head out to see what I can do about getting some of each. ;)
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The Traveler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 04:12 AM
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13. You left us! You left us!
Best of luck on your quest. :evilgrin: I am crashing ...
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T Town Jake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 04:18 AM
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14. I speak, of course, on the highest of authorities...
...as a routinely disgusting member of the species Male...for which I apologize occasionally, sorta... :P
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-03-04 04:23 AM
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15. I'd e-mail you one...
...if I could.
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