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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:27 PM
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Where the hell is JaneKleebMcLargeRosenPenis, anyway?
Sorry everyone. I felt like I had nothing to add. :D

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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:28 PM
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1. you were right. you don't.
die now :D
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:34 PM
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3. Can I at least
eat some worms first?

:P

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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:34 PM
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4. What's that supposed to mean?
:o
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:37 PM
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11. Oh, gawd,
however shall I find sufficient room amongst all the worms to insert my foot in my mouth?

;-)

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:31 PM
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2. I'm not exactly sure who you are looking for, but I can tell you:
1. Janesez went home for the day, so put your pizza paddle away

2. Kleeb is here, but isn't willing to post to any additional threads bearing his name or any distortion thereof

3. BigMcLargeHuge is busy locking threads regarging people using strange objects to um, well, um...hey let's not give the man any more work to do than he already has - okay?

Any other questions, buttfez?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:35 PM
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6. no questions
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:36 PM
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8. I love you, sweetie - but you aren't "buttfez"
:hi: anyway! And, I told him you weren't posting to these threads - jeez -now you've made a liar out of me!
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:37 PM
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10. you got hte convential wisdom correct tho
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:36 PM
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9. Sure!
I hear "things" and stuff. Do you hear "things" and/or stuff? Or maybe some junk?

:bounce:

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:39 PM
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12. Wow - what's got you all wound up this afternoon?
And, no I haven't heard about a "thing" - maybe some stuff, but I'm not sure - I'll let you know.

:bounce:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:42 PM
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16. I had some meatloaf.
A little meat, a little loaf - can't help but make a guy feel bouncy.

So you've heard some stuff, have you? Is it, like, you know, stuff, or just regular stuff?

:P

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:45 PM
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19. With some Macaroni & Cheese?
I've heard some juicy stuff. I have. :9
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:50 PM
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25. No smack & cheese tonight.
Some loaf, and some corn. Now some coffee. Ahhhhhhhhhh...

Juicy stuff, though? Must I beg you to dish? I mean, I have no idea what might happen once you've got me on my knees... :evilgrin:

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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:58 PM
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32. Begging? Damn. Is that all it takes to get you to beg?
Some juicy gossip? In that case, I know all the dirt about all close to 60,000 plus people here at DU including one Mr. Skinner!

:bounce:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 05:01 PM
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35. You don't really think
I'm a proud man, do ya? And if my begging gets to you, wait'll you hear my grovelling, pleading, and beseeching!

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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:41 PM
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14. I can't believe that thread got locked
It was a medical discussion.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:48 PM
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22. D'oh! Edit! Edit!
We've all had threads we couldn't understand the zappage thereof. Best policy is to poke your "generic mod" voodoo doll with something mildly unpleasant, and then fuggedaboudit.

From one who's had many, many, many, many threads disappeared.

Sometimes I think I may have an unsavory reputation. :D


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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:52 PM
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27. But that's my favourite thing about you
Us nice girls have a thing for bad boys.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:35 PM
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5. I have them tied up in my basement.
:P
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:41 PM
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13. Tied up
with empty sausage casings, or tied up with homeland-security-approved duct tape?

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:42 PM
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15. Mmmmmmmm...
...sausage...

Sorry - what was the question?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:44 PM
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18. Here's a question:
have you ever committed a more pornographic-feeling act than stuffing sausages using the meat grinder attachment on yer kitchenaid mixer? That may be the single most homoerotic act of food preparation I've ever experienced.

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:45 PM
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20. I own no meat grinder or kitchen aid mixer.
I am so deprived. :cry:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:49 PM
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23. How big were your sausages?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:56 PM
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30. technically it was boudin
and technically, until I twisted off links, there was only one big sausage. It would've been more than a mouthful, I'm sure, at some 6 feet long.

;-)

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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:57 PM
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31. Now that would be some medical discussion
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:43 PM
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17. Don't forget to feed them
I hear that they're 'delicate'
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:46 PM
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21. I'm a kind captor.
A benevolent dictator. :-)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:50 PM
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24. How very intriguing
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:52 PM
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26. No sense in being mean.
:-)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:54 PM
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29. I wish my brother had known that
Babysitting = tied to a post in the basement with a DIRTY hockey sock tied in my mouth.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:59 PM
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33. Well, now
you're just turning me on...

:evilgrin:

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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 05:03 PM
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36. Would you have rescued me, or left me tied up?
I won't mention my age at the time cause that would (I trust) oog you out.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:36 PM
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7. Good porn name
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 04:53 PM
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28. Nah.
Too PhillyIrishMcScotSemitic for that. ;-)

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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 05:00 PM
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34. Irish? Kleeb's not Irish, its German
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 05:03 PM
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37. WTF, Kleebsan?
Am I mistaken in recalling you as a person interested in forming an Irish group? It's no matter, anyway. Germans don't look any better in speedos than Irishmen. :P

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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-02-04 06:54 PM
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38. Eamon Delavera was president of Ireland was only half
and besides I look like a real celt.
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