I have a sad story to tell you..(!!!!)

mac56

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Thu Dec-02-04 10:00 AM
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I have a sad story to tell you..(!!!!)

Edited on Thu Dec-02-04 10:00 AM by mac56

It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of ...

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Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

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Crankie Avalon

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Thu Dec-02-04 10:04 AM
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1. I think I'll break off with my girlfriend...

...her antics are queer, I'll admit.
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you,"
She says that I'm all full of...

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Richardo

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Thu Dec-02-04 10:06 AM
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2. The baby fell out of the window

Edited on Thu Dec-02-04 10:17 AM by Richardo

We thought that his head would be split
But good luck was with us that morning
He fell in a barrel of ...

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CO Liberal

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Thu Dec-02-04 10:14 AM
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3. When I Was in France With the Army....

One day I looked into my kit.
I was hoping to find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with ...

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pdx_prog

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Thu Dec-02-04 11:36 AM
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4. I play with my dog in the backyard

running and jumping keeps him fit
but I have to watch were I'm going
so I don't step in a pile of...

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Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

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mac56

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Thu Dec-02-04 11:59 AM
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5. I set out to vote in November

To drive out the chimp who's unfit
But as I walked up to the touchscreen
The whole thing was covered with ...

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Richardo

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Thu Dec-02-04 12:00 PM
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6. Nice!

Kudos, mac56! :D:thumbsup:

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Richardo

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Thu Dec-02-04 12:03 PM
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7. In response to attacks on our country

The neocons had a sure hit:
Take over Iraq in a cakewalk
But the whole thing has turned into...

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mac56

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Thu Dec-02-04 12:04 PM
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8. LOL!

Nicely played, sir! (in best Jon Stewart voice)

:thumbsup:

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