I walked in on my husband waxing his telescope. Ask me anything!

[KCDem]

:evilgrin:

[FauxNewsBlues]

1. Is it true that...

Steve Martin brand penis cream really works well?

[KCDem]

5. um, he was using "White Lightning"

not sure how it would work on a penis, though.

[Dookus]

2. Sounds like he's...

not seein' enough stars in the bedroom ;)

[KCDem]

6. when he's drunk he does.

(or, when I'm drunk, he might) :evilgrin:

[_NorCal_D_]

3. Huh?

is that some sort of lewd innuendo?
:evilgrin:

[KCDem]

7. huh huh, you said "innuendo"

huh huh. :evilgrin:

[Brucey]

4. Okay, I'll be brave...

Are you using a euphemism, or does he watch the stars?

[KCDem]

8. well, he does have a telescope.

But I often catch him waxing the figurative one as well.

[SOteric]

9. Were there

spankings involved? :7

[KCDem]

10. why, are you volunteering?

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

11. I hazard a guess that

if you and I put on some sexy lingerie and traded spankings, your hubby would be seeing stars without even touching his telescope.

:spank:

[Norton]

13. Is that KCDem as in Kansas City???

If so, GO CHIEFS!!! (I used to live in Overland Park and still love my CHIEFS!!!) Hell, we all waxed our telescopes back then.

[TXlib]

15. How 'bout...

you both take turns spanking me?

:evilgrin:

(KCDem just suggested I wear her lingerie while you spank me. I'm game if you are...)

I'm going to have trouble retracting that damn telescope tonight...

[TXlib]

12. Well, I was lubricating my telescope

but it was a wax-based lubricant.

[Norton]

14. Is that TXLib as in Texas???

I live in Dallas now... and still wax philisophical...

[TXlib]

16. Yes

We now live in Houston. Moved here last year from Kansas City. (So, that answers your other question, too.)

[Norton]

17. Okay, I just figured it out everyone!!!

KCDem is a woman married to TXLib, a man. They're sitting there in Houston needing our help in spicing up the old marriage/illicit relationship. As fellow liberals, don't we have to help them out???

[liberalhistorian]

18. Hell, I'm going totally crazy from not having

any sex for WAAAAYYYYY too freakin long, and you want me to help another couple get it on so I can be even more frustrated and terribly jealous all night? Uh-uh, pal, they're gonna have to find another volunteer. Besides, it's been so long for me that I think I'd be too rusty to be of any help, lol!

Now, if TXlib wants me to dress up in Victoria's Secret lingerie and spank him, and help him "retract his telescope", I might consider that, if KCDem gives her permission. Of course, she could join in if she wanted!

[BurtWorm]

19. Was it fully extended or retracted?

Was it trained on Uranus?

[TXlib]

20. Every time I try that, she slaps me silly.

:evilgrin:

[BurtWorm]

22. Is that why you're waxing your telescope?

I assume she lets you train it on the Delta of Venus. Or should I say presume.

:spank:

[jerryster]

21. waxing

You didn't say if you were freaked out or turned on.

[TXlib]

23. I was applying White Lightning lube

to the outside of the eyepiece tube, so it wouldn't stick.

Hardcore astronomy geeks might be turned on by that, but I can't imagine anybody freaked out by it.