Middleweights:Ron Artest vs. Hannukah Harry

[underpants]

Poll question: Middleweights:Ron Artest vs. Hannukah Harry

[underpants]

1. Three for Harry in a surprise lead

:bounce:

[teach1st]

2. Gotta go with the underdog...

..and vote for HH. Anyway, Artest would probably run into the stands to whack some heckler, so he would most likely forfeit.

By the way, who the hell is Hannukah Harry? And I was half-Jewish growing up.

[underpants]

4. Since you asked-an old SNL skit

That is Jon Lovitz if you can't tell.

The story was that Santa couldn't make it one year so he called on his friend Hannukah Harry-Jewish stereotypes followed.

On Moische! On Herschel! On Schlomo!
It's Hanukkah Harry 8 nights a year!
On Moische! On Herschel! On Schlomo!
Means that Hanukkah Harry is here!
Delivering Toys to Jewish girls and Jewish boys
We dance the horah around the menorah
'Cuz Hanukkah Harry is Here!"


http://snltranscripts.jt.org/89/89iharry.phtml

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

3. Artest may chase him into the stands

but Harry will escape after slamming Artest upside the head with a latke and leaving a trail of oil in his wake.

I put one up for Hannukah Harry.