What's the funniest political joke you've heard?

[Brucey]

Bush and Cheney go fishing. They rent a boat and move around on the lake looking for a good spot. Finally they are catching lots of fish and Bush says, "We should mark this spot." So Cheney takes out a pen and makes a big X on the boat. Bush gives his usual puzzled look and says, "You idiot, how do you know we'll get this boat again?"

[scarlet_owl]

1. The Bush potato-in-pants joke

Dubya calls up Bill Clinton and says "You were always so good with the ladies, but I keep striking out. How did you do it?". So Bill thinks for a minute and says, "Well, I would impress them with intellegent conversation, but since you can't do that, here's something that always worked. Put a potato down your pants and the ladies won't be able to resist." So Bush goes to a televised fundraiser, and he has the potato down his pants. The ladies recoil in horror at the sight of him. After the fundraiser, Bush calls Bill back and says "I tried the potato thing, but the ladies all ran away." Bill laughs and says "Yeah, I saw that on tv. Next time put the potato down the front of your pants."

Sorry about the punctuation and grammar mistakes.

[AWD]

2. Mine

Bush goes into a library (no, that's not the joke).

He walks up to the librarian at the counter and says "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries amd a large Coke."

The librarian says, "Sir, this is a library."

Bush says "Oh. Sorry."

Then he whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a large Coke."

[rocktivity]

3. This is the funniest political joke I can think of

rocknation

[bmbmd]

4. and then Clinton replied

"Do you think we have time?"

[asjr]

5. joke

One I heard cracked me up. It concerns a small airplane carrying Bush, the Pope, a schoolgirl, a lawyer and I think a doctor. I won't go any further if someone else knows this joke and can tell it better than I can. If no one knows it I will give it a try.

[Kamika]

6. ok well my joke ..

Ok if you are extremely pc do not read further because this is a freeper joke (as in told by a freeper). It is absolutely not nice but i still think its funny in some sad true way.

Im not sure i remember it 100% but ill try. Anyway dont ban me or anything please :p



Bush and powell sits in a bar watching the news covering iraq. They talk and finally bush stands adressing the bar crowd.

"-Today i told Colin powell to kill 1000 muslims and 1 blond girl

the bar crowd asks "-Why the blonde?"

powell tells Bush "-See i told you they wouldnt care about the muslims"

[HawkerHurricane]

7. Bush goes swimming

out in the ocean, but is caught in a riptide and starts to drown.

Three teenagers (boys) save him.


And Bush tells them "Boys, I owe you big time. Ask for anything, and I'll see what I can do."

And the first one says "Well, I'd like to have a week long vacation with my girlfriend at Disneyworld"

Bush answers "No problem, my brother is governer of Florida, that'll be easy."

The second asks "I'd like to get into West Point."

Bush: "That's even easier, since I'm commander and chief."

The third: "I'd like to be buried at Arlington."

And Bush says, surprised "That's an unusual request son, why you don't even look sick."
"I'm not sick" the lad says, "But when my Dad finds out who I rescued..."

[rock]

8. Why is there a vacuum in outerspace?

bush*sucks