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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 11:52 AM
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How can Santa be in two places at once???
My dad is flipping between the NY Macy's parade and the Philly parade. Apparently Santa will be gracing his presence in both parades. How is that possible...I want answers people!!!
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teach1st Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 11:55 AM
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1. There's a rip in the time/space condom
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 11:57 AM
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2. Blame it on . . .
Edited on Thu Nov-25-04 11:57 AM by Heidi
the metric system. And the Republikkkan party.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 11:58 AM
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4. Damn you metric system!
I knew this just reeked of the metric system!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 11:57 AM
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3. Cloning. Not illegal when big fat red pagan blobs give out materialism!
:wow:
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:44 PM
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9. I'm sorry you have such a negative view of Santa
You better watch out or he won't be visiting you this year. Or you'll get a lump of coal in your stocking.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 11:59 AM
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5. I don't know
I would think one old man with a penchant for holding other people's little kids on his lap would be enough.
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asjr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:14 PM
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6. He is really Superman in disguise. You know, the speeding bullet.
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:19 PM
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7. Same way Jesus dos
It's all in the mind you know!
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Salviati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-25-04 12:35 PM
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8. He is the Kwisatz Haderach...
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