Okay - Short Bus President has FIVE posts before 5,000!

[JimmyJazz]

If you can get him out of the grotto for a few minutes, ask him a question or two here and then we'll have a party for him!

I'll start: Who in the hell are Althea & Donna?

[JohnKleeb]

1. Youre Donna

right :D.

[JimmyJazz]

4. Pose your question to Short Bus, please - he needs five more

posts :7

[JohnKleeb]

5. shortbus, who art donna?

:D

[short bus president]

9. Here:

I'm pretty sure if I had been more than 4 when this album came out, I'd have born a child for one of these two ladies.

[VelmaD]

2. I know who Althea is...

but I'm drawing a blank on Donna.

Althea is a most crommulent bulldog. :)

[short bus president]

18. That's the OTHER Althea.

Don't tell her I said this, but she doesn't sing anywhere near as pretty as the one on the album cover.

[GOPisEvil]

3. What is the optimum temperature at which Shiner Bock beer should be drank?

Drunk? Drinked?

Eh...you know what I mean.

[short bus president]

6. Er... wet?

Con limon?

As long as it's cooler than the air around it, es muy excelente!

[GOPisEvil]

7. Close enough!

:beer:

[JimmyJazz]

8. Two more!

[short bus president]

11. What're you, my spotter?

Lady, I know JOSH STRENGTH. I've worked out with JOSH STRENGTH before, and you, Ms. Jimmy, are no JOSH STRENGTH! Now tell me how sexy my nipples are when I post like this!

[JimmyJazz]

15. Yeah, - 5000

:party: :party: :party:

:toast: :toast: :toast:

:hi: :hi: :hi: oh and:

:smoke:

Oh wait, are you saying you do or don't have flashing nipples? Cause I lub me some flashin' nipples!

:7

[short bus president]

19. Oh, I'll flash ya some nipple.

If yer real nice, I might even bounce my man-rack at ya rhythmically. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

10. una mas senor!

[yvr girl]

12. Have you ever run through a plane yelling a girls name in the middle

of the night? Specifically coming back from Hawaii in 1978?

[JimmyJazz]

16. OMG - How did you know?

[yvr girl]

20. That was me, silly

I was so embarassed. I was on my way to hide in the bathroom, then you turned around and saw me. (This is actually a true story.)

[short bus president]

17. No, but oddly, and perhaps only by coincidence,

I did manage to get LOST on a plane (yeah, I know, it's a fucking cylinder with a pretty simplistic layout - I was young!) coming back from Hawaii around that time. I do not believe I was naked. Funniest thing is, the nice stewardess kept announcing over the PA that I was looking for my family, but nobody pulled the "flight attendant call" button. My dumbass family sat there pushing it and wondering why it didn't light up. Which in turn I guess explains a lot about how I got lost on an airplane at 30K feet.

[JimmyJazz]

21. Aw! What a sad story - you must have been really scared...

:hug:

[GOPisEvil]

13. He has 5000!!!!!

:toast::party::bounce:

[JohnKleeb]

14. congrads

:toast::party::bounce: