What Would Brian Boitano Do? - Democratic Underground

realisticphish

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Mon Nov-22-04 06:59 PM
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What Would Brian Boitano Do?

Edited on Mon Nov-22-04 07:04 PM by realisticphish

This song has been stuck in my head all day

What Would Brian Boitano Do?- DVDA (Matt Stone & Trey Parker)

Brian! Skate!
Brian! Skate!
Brian! Skate!
Brian! Skate!

What would Brian Boitano Do If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through!
That's what Brian Boitano'd Do!

Brian! Skate!
Brian! Fight!

When Brian Boitano was in the Oylimpics skating for the gold,
He did two salchows and a triple lutz, while wearing a blindfold!

When Brian Boitano was in the alps, fighting Grizzily Bears,
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair!

Brian! Skate!
Brian! Yeah!

So what would Brian Boitano do, If he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two!
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Brian! Skate!
Brian! Yeah!

When Brian Boitano traveled through time, to the year 3010,
He fought the Evil Robot King and saved us all again!

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kuhn,
Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from....

Any...

Body...!

No Brian! Those Chicken Wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!

I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings.
I've never seen a man eat so many Chicken Wings.

Brian! Skate!
Brian! Fight!

Brian Boitano was born on the planet of Krynuk ,
He came to Earth to save us from Boring things that suck!

Aydi-oh! Aydi-Ay! Brian Boitano's here!
So round up all your lasses, and tell them to have no fear!

I Said, "Come over here my honey, And I'm going to take off my pants,"
"And I'm going to make dirty love to you!"
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Cuz that's what Brian Boitano'd do!

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Worst Username Ever

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Mon Nov-22-04 07:02 PM
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1. Great song, gotta love southpark.

Edited on Mon Nov-22-04 07:02 PM by Worst Username Ever

I believe you mean 2 SALCHOWs and a triple lutz.

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realisticphish

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Mon Nov-22-04 07:04 PM
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3. lol i just

pulled it off of Letssingit.com. ill change it now...

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

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LSparkle

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Mon Nov-22-04 07:03 PM
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2. He'd do a "Tano Triple"

followed by a double axel ... and then he'd go get some wings.

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Dr Strangelove

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Mon Nov-22-04 07:09 PM
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5. Thanks

Now it's stuck in my head to!!!

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pnutchuck

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Mon Nov-22-04 07:08 PM
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4. Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's going to be stuck in my head!!!!!!!!!!!

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ET Awful

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Mon Nov-22-04 07:09 PM
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6. Wait! Dude, who the fuck are you?

I'm Brian Denahey.

Dude, we said Brian Boitano, get the fuck out of here.

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