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TakebackAmerica Donating Member (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:20 AM
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Fox News Report: Evidence proves Clark is the devil.
Edited on Fri Sep-19-03 01:21 AM by TakebackAmerica
By Karl Rove

Sources at the Wall Street Journal and the Republican National Committee are reporting that Clark indeed the devil.

Micheal Savage and Rush Limbaugh have confirmed this, and are also reproting that Clark may be a vampire.

A child of a Bush supporter says that a bat flew in to her window and than transformed into Clark. He then promptly sucked the child's blood. The child currently in the intensive care wing of the Ronald Reagan National Hospital.

It appears that Clark while in the army,provided Osama Bin Laden with 3.5 million dollars in seed money.

In today's other news it is now being by counterpunch that Hurricane Isabel was created by Clark when he sneazed.
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:25 AM
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1. And I was certain that Bill & Hillary
caused Hurrican Isabel!
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disgruntella Donating Member (983 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:27 AM
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2. that's what they mean by BLOW JOB
hyuk, hyuk, hyuk

:spank:
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TakebackAmerica Donating Member (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:27 AM
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3. Lol!
:)
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:27 AM
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4. Bill stuck his penis in the ocean and up sprung
Isabel!

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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:28 AM
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5. Hey.....!
One of our Canadian premiers called the challenger for his job an 'evil, reptilian, kitten-eating alien from another planet'

Now beat THAT!!
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TakebackAmerica Donating Member (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:32 AM
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7. That's amazing.
That's f....ing unbelievable
unbelievable
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:30 AM
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6. Clark eats kittens
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TakebackAmerica Donating Member (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:33 AM
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8. Yep.
Edited on Fri Sep-19-03 01:34 AM by TakebackAmerica
He has them for breakfast with plenty of blood on top.
:evilgrin:
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:37 AM
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10. No, no, no!
It's not kittens he eats, it's pussy! And more power to him!
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TakebackAmerica Donating Member (782 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:37 AM
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11. LOL!!!!
Good one.
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Maple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:40 AM
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12. LOL well the electorate
hasn't found it in the least funny....and if the premier doesn't get his act together...he'll be the ex-premier in short order!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 01:34 AM
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9. That explains why
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Barad Simith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 03:00 AM
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13. Ah herd he likes cheldrun...
...inARdinately.
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