Here's what fundies do on Sunday afternoons:

[Malebolgia]

[lapfog_1]

1. I wonder if they cook the hotdogs

in the book bonfire?

[DeadHead67]

3. I think they FREEZE the hot dogs, and then. . . .

. . .move them rapidly in and out of their rectums. It's almost as effective as cold showers for extinguishing those pesky carnal yearnings. (or maybe it incites them!!!)

[lapfog_1]

5. They well might

the ones most afraid of gays are the ones not quite sure that they
are, in fact, not gay themselves.

[donheld]

2. Maybe we should join them

Start burning bibles with their fire

[Spock_is_Skeptical]

4. But then what will I line my bird cages with??

:shrug:

[donheld]

8. Gospel tracts

that'll do nicely

[jdots]

6. tell where that paper comes from please

I want to settle down there with the little misses ,must be a good place to raise the youngins in a god fearing community.

[Archae]

7. And they gather 'round the fire

And sing the Horst Wessel song...