My wife is pissed about my gf what should I do?

[Mick Knox]

I told them both I would allow them with me at the same time and they both refused - they are so selfish that way.

Should I dump them???

[JVS]

1. Which one is hotter?

Dump the other one

[Mick Knox]

2. Ones slightly uglier

but her unquenchable thirst makes up for it and therein lies the dilema.

[Tweed]

3. always go with the thirst

[JVS]

4. Ok then just do what you want

[Debi]

5. Dump 'em both and start smoking!!

Oh, I just had to bring that back up didn't I? :eyes:

[arwalden]

6. The Solution To Your Problem In One Word: Hookers.

Either that, or blow up dolls.

[MichaelHarris]

7. get um drunk

and introduce them to each other. Make sure you have a video camera handy. Only 2 things can happen, both good, chick fight or make out session. It's a win win.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

8. Maybe YOU are being selfish

you should let them experiment with each other first, before adding yourself to the mix.

And just tell them the videocamera isn't really on.

[MichaelHarris]

10. good point

plausible deniability on the video camera thing, black tape over the flashing red light works.

[d_b]

9. Snowball

[Debi]

12. Isn't that illegal?

:hippie:

[Exultant Democracy]

13. I think you are thinking about 8 ball,

a snowball is something else.

[hlthe2b]

11. get a boyfriend?

:evilgrin: