I was on swim team, ask me anything that has to with my irrational fear

[JohnKleeb]

[Maestro]

1. Do you fear shaving your bikinni line?

[JohnKleeb]

2. no

[Huckebein the Raven]

3. Did you fear "shrinkage" ?

[JohnKleeb]

4. I was 6 at the time so I didnt think about it

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. SPEEDOS people!

He feared the SPEEDOS!

But why, we ask ourselves?

[JohnKleeb]

10. I thikn its pretty obvious why I fear speedos

[Maestro]

19. So you fear "not enough coverage?" -nt

[JohnKleeb]

21. no I think its down right disturbing that someone would dress like they're

wearing their whitie tighties to go swimming, trunks are like short thus they're cool.

[Placebo]

6. Do you find yourself coming back to those memories...

on steamy summer nights when you're all alone in your darkened bedroom?

[JohnKleeb]

8. Ahh

memories I think about that stuff a lot since I write a lot, so much that I get pen ink in my nails.

[CelticWinter]

7. Well,

Do you have a fear of getting wet?

[JohnKleeb]

9. of course not

[CelticWinter]

12. LOL

I was just kidding ...

[JohnKleeb]

14. I love to swim that said

especially in the ocean.

[CelticWinter]

20. Do you have a fear of

fish?

[JohnKleeb]

23. no speedos :)

[CelticWinter]

27. LOL too funny

[JohnKleeb]

28. yep

[CelticWinter]

29. and I thought my was irrational

[JohnKleeb]

31. whats that

[CelticWinter]

32. fish

deathly afraid of them...dont eat them, look at them, or even in same room. now you tell me thats not irrational LOL.

[JohnKleeb]

37. hey you and me both

[CelticWinter]

38. lol

[JohnKleeb]

39. and remember

cheney is scary too.

[CelticWinter]

40. OMG

he's a nightmare come true YUCK

[hunter]

41. Dick Cheney in Speedos...

[JohnKleeb]

42. oh my god!

[Maestro]

11. What you fear is this pic of you in your "swim gear"

And who is that poor friend next to you?

[JohnKleeb]

13. umm he's asian, I am white and I am not a small guy either

what kind of swim gear is that btw,

[Maestro]

15. I have no idea what kind of swim wear that is

except utterly stupid.

Is this you BTW?

[JohnKleeb]

17. eww you can see it! sick sick sick

no thats not me.

[Maestro]

22. Yeah it's sick.

I'm guessin' you fear the speedo coming off when you dive in.

[JohnKleeb]

25. no the look of them is just agh

[Placebo]

24. Mmmm, it.

*drools*

[JohnKleeb]

26. eww

god I like totally sound like a valley girl and I am lovin it!

[Maestro]

16. He looks more Latino BTW. -nt

[JohnKleeb]

18. whatever, maybe hes flippino :)

[Placebo]

30. Here are some pics of Kleeb's swim team...

Kleeb & his girlfriend, aww:

[JohnKleeb]

33. umm I was on the swim team when I was a really little kid

and damnit I have near coal black hair and I dig girls the same way but hey that blonde is a cutie. I dunno know why you tried to portray that as me when you know how dark my hair is. BTW I was like 6-9 when I was on the team.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

34. Ok in the bottom picture

you can DEFINITELY see "it." Hell's bells. Ick. What is he, 16?

[Placebo]

35. He's some guy from UCLA!

So definitely not 16, heh.

[JohnKleeb]

36. haha "it"