How old is too old to sit on Santa's lap?

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[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Ask Santa *g*

[shraby]

2. Depends on how good looking he is.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

3. That's negotiable

Depends on who Santa really is.

(and, of course, the local decency laws.......)

[Neoma]

4. 13 and up

[roguevalley]

5. tomorrow, or until your ass gets fast. whichever comes first.

[Placebo]

6. You're never too old.

[RPM]

7. 42 n/t

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8. In dog years?

[name not needed]

9. When you sit on his lap and he pops a woody.

[JVS]

10. 10 for boys, 37 for girls

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11. Thanks

You eased my mind I thought that I had done something wrong today

[CO Liberal]

12. If You Don't Believe in Santa Any More....

...you're too old to sit on his lap.

[Kiteflyer]

13. Santa's never too old...

for a good lap dance.

[Kiteflyer]

14. You should be asking...

how young is too young to sit on Santa's lap? Santa doesn't want any youngins peeing on his lap. One of the hazards of his job!

[GingerSnaps]

15. I guess

I phrased the question wrong