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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:26 PM
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How old is too old to sit on Santa's lap?
:shrug:
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:26 PM
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1. Ask Santa *g*
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shraby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:26 PM
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2. Depends on how good looking he is.
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:27 PM
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3. That's negotiable
Depends on who Santa really is.

(and, of course, the local decency laws.......)
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Neoma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:27 PM
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4. 13 and up
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:37 PM
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5. tomorrow, or until your ass gets fast. whichever comes first.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:38 PM
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6. You're never too old.
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RPM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:38 PM
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7. 42 n/t
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:39 PM
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8. In dog years?
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:09 PM
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9. When you sit on his lap and he pops a woody.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:10 PM
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10. 10 for boys, 37 for girls
:-)
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:16 PM
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11. Thanks
You eased my mind I thought that I had done something wrong today :evilgrin:
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:21 PM
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12. If You Don't Believe in Santa Any More....
...you're too old to sit on his lap.
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Kiteflyer Donating Member (84 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:37 PM
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13. Santa's never too old...
for a good lap dance.
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Kiteflyer Donating Member (84 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:41 PM
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14. You should be asking...
how young is too young to sit on Santa's lap? Santa doesn't want any youngins peeing on his lap. One of the hazards of his job!
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-15-04 11:47 PM
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15. I guess
I phrased the question wrong :evilgrin:
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