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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:20 PM
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I found the perfect xmas cards!
Edited on Sun Nov-14-04 08:31 PM by supernova
Yes, I know it's early. :P

I found them at one of those upscale stores at the mall.

The outside is a typical nativity scene in the background.

Mary is saying: "Isn't he the most perfect, most beautiful baby in the whole world?"

In the foreground: Nebbishy woman whispering to her friend:

"The way she goes on about that new baby, you'd think he was God!"





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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:22 PM
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1. hahahaha
Now that's funny! :evilgrin:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:24 PM
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3. I can't wait to send them!
I'm trying to decide the humorful from the humorless on my list.
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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:26 PM
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4. Oh what the hell...
send them to everyone. Maybe when they open them, in private, they will let out a big old laugh. :shrug: I would buy those cards, if I saw them someplace!
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:29 PM
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7. Well, I do know a couple of people
who have no sense of humor. While I have a deep faith in God, I'm not interested in a God with no sense of humor. But some people don't.
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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:35 PM
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10. Right with you on that one...
I will never understand people who truly believe that Jesus/God was a homophobic, racist, sexist jerk with no sense of humanity or humor. Go figure :shrug:

Your cards were probably not cheap, so I guess you might as well use them on those who will appreciate them! They do sound priceless though. Mind if I ask where you found them?
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:37 PM
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11. The store is Metropolitan Deluxe
The have all kinds of overpriced, funky furniture. They have some cabinets that I quite like. In general, stuff that would look good if you had a loft in SoHo.

But the cards are the funniest thing in there.
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Shoeempress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:23 PM
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2. Love that.
We are thinking about making cards this year, Do a beautiful winter scene on front with caption, It's a New Year, on the inside, WE ARE DOOMED.

Too much?
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:27 PM
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5. LOL!
YOu need some sort of setup on the outside to make the WE ARE DOOMED more effective.
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:28 PM
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6. Did you see the ones that had the dad
reading the "bible" to his kids

"God gave his only begotten son that whosoever believeth in him could become a Republican homophobic Jesus freak"

LMAO! :D
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:30 PM
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8. Oh God! I almost bought those!
I laughed out loud. :D
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:33 PM
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9. You must've been at the same store
as me! Those cards really cheered me up...

"Just say Ho!" :D
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:39 PM
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12. I wish I could remember more of them
lots were just really fun, not your typcial christmas cards, at all.

They had a lot of cards aimed at gay men as well.
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orpupilofnature57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:54 PM
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13. reminds me of the joke,what's the virgin Mary and a Jewish mother
have in common? they both have sons that are in their thirties,still live with their parent's and think their god.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:56 PM
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14. LMAO!!
That's funny. And soooo true! :D
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