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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:09 PM
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Poll question: DU has been reported to Homeland Security. Is the agent investigating YOU
(Choose one)

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:12 PM
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1. Ahem.
DHS has been widely reported to be entrirely ineffectual and disorganized. Besides, this place is no secret.

I am sure they will call Agent Mike and he will set them straight.

Hi, Mike. Need anything? Coffee? Danish? Afghan throw to keep warm?
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:21 PM
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5. Whattaya worried about?
So what if we have a conspiracy here to overthrow the government and mff, MFFFPT, MFFFFF...(ripping gag away, CALL MY LAWYER, I'LL BE AT GITMO!)
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:14 PM
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2. My agent just asked me out
Sorry Agent Steve, but I'm not gay. ;)
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:15 PM
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3. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
I always say.
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St. Jarvitude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 11:25 PM
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34. Really... with *that* avatar?
Perhaps you need to re-evaluate
:D
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:17 PM
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4. Well, I doubt it (wasn't on your list)
I don't know if they know my real name from here but if they do there isn't much I've written here I wouldn't tell any CIA person to their face (and have, as I have a good friend with intimate connections there).

Even though Ashcroft is an ass, there are many competent people working for government intelligence agencies who realize we are the joiners - people who participate in the society and the political process, not the weirdos who don't and have really maybe schizophrenic tendencies. We would be the last people who would come up short on a psychological profile because we care about our country, we have morals and we participate in a civilized manner in our government and elections.
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:22 PM
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This is so ridiculous ...
this is just a board via which we have nice polite political and social discussions. We extend sympathy to each other when someone gets sick or their pet passes on ... leave us alone, I say.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:13 PM
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21. The poll is a joke.
As I responded, "my" agent is just bored.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:27 PM
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9. Hey, I've got ADD and Generalized Anxiety Disorder.
My life's an open book and I'm as dangerous as a leaf of Romaine lettuce sprinkled with Parmesan cheese. DU is a catharsis, a place to vent, so what? Outside DU, we all live our lives to the best of our potential.
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HuskerDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:53 PM
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17. AHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROMAINE lettuce? You COMMIE! .......... ~eom~
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:20 PM
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18. Exactly
You think those guys are totally sane? Boy, the stories I could tell.
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NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:22 PM
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6. NY Times crossword....
just cuz nobody had picked it. :P
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:23 PM
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7. My agent looks like Elizabeth Hurley and she asked me out.
I said I've never been on a date with a woman before, but would try anything.

Let's see how it goes.

:crazy: :D
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:14 PM
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22. Hmmmmmmmm, very interesting...
Edited on Sun Nov-14-04 09:17 PM by blondeatlast
Details, HT, we need DETAILS!

I assume she is already aware of the Wal-Mart/F9/11 subversion you created, you evil thing...
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:23 PM
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8. My agent is picking his nose and eating the boogers. n/t
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Pastor of Deaniacs Donating Member (44 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:32 PM
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10. And...
The war on free speech continues..
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:33 PM
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11. Actually DU wasn't turned in to DHS
They followed me here

Sorry.
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The Backlash Cometh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:40 PM
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12. God, I hope so. If they come to my door I'll rat on my neighbors.
The first thing I'll ask is how do I turn in people who are devious to the core?
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warrens Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:52 PM
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16. My neighbors are the only two wingnuts in Chicago that I know of
I swear to god i saw them sodomizing a George Bush doll on their balcony the other night. That's my story and I'm stickin to it
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:42 PM
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13. Do we each get an agent of our very own?
Do people who have more than one user name get an agent for each name?

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :crazy:
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yardwork Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:49 PM
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14. I haven't heard from my agent and I'm cross about it
I feel like the only one without a Secret Santa. Where do I get my agent? What do I have to do? Is there a list I can sign or something?
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HuskerDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:51 PM
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15. The agent investigating me
is being punished for some past life discression.......... or they screwed up at work and got me.

HEY! Get your ass over here and help me remodel MY KITCHEN! I'm SICK of it!
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:22 PM
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19. My agent is typing his reports with one hand
:7
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:30 PM
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20. He's laughing hysterically because I'm such a nerd.
Between the El Reno police and the Office of Homeland Security I'm screwed.
Duckie
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:19 PM
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23. bored to tears
and wishing i'd spend a little more time feeding my neopets instead of hanging out here :)
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:36 PM
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25. GrovelBot's been doing a side stint at the NeoPet Humane Society...
He's monitoring you VERY carefully!
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:27 PM
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24. masterbating
:evilgrin:
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:40 PM
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26. Mine's wondering why the hell Ridge sent him
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:51 PM
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27. Here is what I am doing....



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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 09:55 PM
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28. If the agent's reading my PM box...
He's probably rather stimulated. :P

I don't post a lot of heavy duty controversial stuff here even though I'm a solid Dem. It would be hard to find a post from me advocating anything resembling subversiveness.
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kayleybeth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:02 PM
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29. At this point... I honestly don't give a shit anymore.
Screw them. I refuse to be afraid.
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:04 PM
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30. I vote "faintly nauseated" n/t
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:39 PM
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31. May W and His Plastic Turkey
have fun this Thanksgiving. No wonder the idiot has never caught Bin Laden.
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NAO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:51 PM
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32. My HS Agent is Ordering Tin Foil in Bulk Quantities...
He says he hopes it will be enough for me.
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Jack Schitt Donating Member (535 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 10:57 PM
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33. I don't care what they're feeling.
I don't give a shit.

I say bring it on. I have nothing to hide.

Fascist fuckers.
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