DU has been reported to Homeland Security. Is the agent investigating YOU

[blondeatlast]

Poll question: DU has been reported to Homeland Security. Is the agent investigating YOU

(Choose one)

Poll result (85 votes)
Bored to tears	(22 votes, 26%)	Vote
Just bored	(6 votes, 7%)	Vote
Doing the NYT crossword	(2 votes, 2%)	Vote
Wondering what's for dinner	(4 votes, 5%)	Vote
Vaguely agitated	(7 votes, 8%)	Vote
Agitated	(1 votes, 1%)	Vote
Slightly alarmed	(4 votes, 5%)	Vote
Laughing hysterically	(31 votes, 36%)	Vote
Ordering Chinese	(5 votes, 6%)	Vote
Calling the White House	(3 votes, 4%)	Vote

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Ahem.

DHS has been widely reported to be entrirely ineffectual and disorganized. Besides, this place is no secret.

I am sure they will call Agent Mike and he will set them straight.

Hi, Mike. Need anything? Coffee? Danish? Afghan throw to keep warm?

[warrens]

5. Whattaya worried about?

So what if we have a conspiracy here to overthrow the government and mff, MFFFPT, MFFFFF...(ripping gag away, CALL MY LAWYER, I'LL BE AT GITMO!)

[name not needed]

2. My agent just asked me out

Sorry Agent Steve, but I'm not gay.

[Placebo]

3. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

I always say.

[St. Jarvitude]

34. Really... with *that* avatar?

Perhaps you need to re-evaluate

[demnan]

4. Well, I doubt it (wasn't on your list)

I don't know if they know my real name from here but if they do there isn't much I've written here I wouldn't tell any CIA person to their face (and have, as I have a good friend with intimate connections there).

Even though Ashcroft is an ass, there are many competent people working for government intelligence agencies who realize we are the joiners - people who participate in the society and the political process, not the weirdos who don't and have really maybe schizophrenic tendencies. We would be the last people who would come up short on a psychological profile because we care about our country, we have morals and we participate in a civilized manner in our government and elections.

[Maat]

This is so ridiculous ...

this is just a board via which we have nice polite political and social discussions. We extend sympathy to each other when someone gets sick or their pet passes on ... leave us alone, I say.

[blondeatlast]

21. The poll is a joke.

As I responded, "my" agent is just bored.

[Deja Q]

9. Hey, I've got ADD and Generalized Anxiety Disorder.

My life's an open book and I'm as dangerous as a leaf of Romaine lettuce sprinkled with Parmesan cheese. DU is a catharsis, a place to vent, so what? Outside DU, we all live our lives to the best of our potential.

[HuskerDem]

17. AHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROMAINE lettuce? You COMMIE! .......... ~eom~

[demnan]

18. Exactly

You think those guys are totally sane? Boy, the stories I could tell.

[NYC Liberal]

6. NY Times crossword....

just cuz nobody had picked it.

[Deja Q]

7. My agent looks like Elizabeth Hurley and she asked me out.

I said I've never been on a date with a woman before, but would try anything.

Let's see how it goes.

[blondeatlast]

22. Hmmmmmmmm, very interesting...

Details, HT, we need DETAILS!

I assume she is already aware of the Wal-Mart/F9/11 subversion you created, you evil thing...

[Droopy]

8. My agent is picking his nose and eating the boogers. n/t

[Pastor of Deaniacs]

10. And...

The war on free speech continues..

[miss_kitty]

11. Actually DU wasn't turned in to DHS

They followed me here

Sorry.

[The Backlash Cometh]

12. God, I hope so. If they come to my door I'll rat on my neighbors.

The first thing I'll ask is how do I turn in people who are devious to the core?

[warrens]

16. My neighbors are the only two wingnuts in Chicago that I know of

I swear to god i saw them sodomizing a George Bush doll on their balcony the other night. That's my story and I'm stickin to it

[Lady Effingbroke]

13. Do we each get an agent of our very own?

Do people who have more than one user name get an agent for each name?

[yardwork]

14. I haven't heard from my agent and I'm cross about it

I feel like the only one without a Secret Santa. Where do I get my agent? What do I have to do? Is there a list I can sign or something?

[HuskerDem]

15. The agent investigating me

is being punished for some past life discression.......... or they screwed up at work and got me.

HEY! Get your ass over here and help me remodel MY KITCHEN! I'm SICK of it!

[sundog]

19. My agent is typing his reports with one hand

[YellowRubberDuckie]

20. He's laughing hysterically because I'm such a nerd.

Between the El Reno police and the Office of Homeland Security I'm screwed.
Duckie

[ogradda]

23. bored to tears

and wishing i'd spend a little more time feeding my neopets instead of hanging out here

[blondeatlast]

25. GrovelBot's been doing a side stint at the NeoPet Humane Society...

He's monitoring you VERY carefully!

[rbnyc]

24. masterbating

[Arkana]

26. Mine's wondering why the hell Ridge sent him

[Maestro]

27. Here is what I am doing....

[SarahB]

28. If the agent's reading my PM box...

He's probably rather stimulated.

I don't post a lot of heavy duty controversial stuff here even though I'm a solid Dem. It would be hard to find a post from me advocating anything resembling subversiveness.

[kayleybeth]

29. At this point... I honestly don't give a shit anymore.

Screw them. I refuse to be afraid.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

30. I vote "faintly nauseated" n/t

[Erika]

31. May W and His Plastic Turkey

have fun this Thanksgiving. No wonder the idiot has never caught Bin Laden.

[NAO]

32. My HS Agent is Ordering Tin Foil in Bulk Quantities...

He says he hopes it will be enough for me.

[Jack Schitt]

33. I don't care what they're feeling.

I don't give a shit.

I say bring it on. I have nothing to hide.

Fascist fuckers.