General Discussion Haiku thread

[KCDem]

Your candidate sucks.
Dean/Clark/Kerry can't beat Bush.
Oh, and you suck, too.

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. Great topic!

shit splat on my face
came from the candidate threads
where's my hazmat suit

[indigo32]

2. OK

if Clark a devil
and Deanyboppers are poo
will Bush win in end?

[TakebackAmerica]

3. To KCDem

Who do you support
Dennis Kucinich or Bush
Please don't say I suck

[disgruntella]

4. me too

Rumors everywhere
Candidates all have their flaws
But it's fun to flame.

[Shrek]

5. .

You must vote Dem or
You are a Bush enabler
I hate Lieberman

[Gato Moteado]

6. ...

i watched CNN
i saw a chimp in a suit
boy, was he stupid

[BurtWorm]

7. Ive had it up to

here with threads that bash the
one Dem who'll unite us.

[Yupster]

8. My try

Sweet life for Ahnuld
American dream he beams
There he is - egg him!

[Richardo]

9. First Response

Laughing my ass off!
A most appropriate theme
For GD's spew-fest.

[Qutzupalotl]

10. ...

Only Dean can win
Clark is a Republican
Only Dean can win

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. another

Sharpton is the man
No wait I meant Howard Dean
watch the shit take flight

[rucky]

12. Dean Dismembers Cats

Wesley Clark fights wars for fun
As we freep ourselves

[Yupster]

13. Try again

Let's Reelect Bush
Well he's had a few failures
Five hundred billion

[Richardo]

14. Hee Haw

How did the song go?
"Gloom despair and agony"
Draft Junior Samples.

[Richardo]

15. Always Use Protection

Going to GD...
Need my welding goggles and
Flame-retardant shorts

[kmla]

16. Unconnected thoughts - GD

It gives me a twitch
Can we all just get along?
Feel like Rodney King...

[BiggJawn]

17. My turn!

Your guy ain't for Shit.
My candidate is God-like
While we fight, Bush wins.

[Qutzupalotl]

18. .

Lieberman for Prez?!
I'll bet you are a Freeper
Only Clark can win

Arnold is a jerk
I wish I had his money
Hasta la vista

Texas Democrats
Delayed redistricting fight
But all was for naught

Bush should understand
Hanging Cheney out to dry
Could take a long time

[Richardo]

19. George Thorogood sez:

My guy is red hot
Your guy ain't doodle-y squat
Snow falls on cedars.



(OK that last part is to qualify it as a seasonal haiku.)

[trof]

20. I bring flamethrower

It makes a beautiful light
Crispy critters...mmm
;-)

[KCDem]

21. ding ding ding!!!--we have a winner!

There are a lot of good ones, but this one has me LMAO. :hi:

[trof]

32. thenkew, thenkew

I'll take what's behind door #3.

[blondeatlast]

22. Three, plus one for us Lounge Lizards!

Vile acrimony.
Proceed with caution,
Avoid religion.*

*as a topic.

Dean appears God-like,
Cannot hate Kerry either.
Just who is this Clark?

WMD, BBV, God--
Fear lives in the GDF.
Can we work it out?

On edit: I'm a purist from my teaching days; I promise not to correct since this is, after all, the Lounge.

Masturbatoryaks,
Naked before glowing screen,
Unseen Lounge Lizards.

[Character Assassin]

23. What is haiku?

what is a haiku?
i've been trying to find out,
but to no avail.

[blondeatlast]

24. Cute, very cute!

[Blue-Jay]

25. "General Discussion Haiku thread"

Quick to lose focus,
are these candidate bashers.
We must oust the shrub

[blondeatlast]

26. Time for a

Thread dies early eve,
Kicked for night DU crawlers,
Make your moms proud!

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On edit: 5, 7, 5; get it?

[Darranar]

27. Great topic!

Clark is very great.
Dean is unelectable.
Kucinich is too.

[SmileyBoy]

28. I'll try one here:

Kucinich kicks ass.
NO, HE DOESN'T!!! HE BLOWS CHUNKS!!!
DEAN SUCKS!!... YOUR GUY SUCKS!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. OK

Skull and bones Kerry
come on to that acid yet?
I am paranoid :scared:

[SOteric]

30. Technically, these are senryu.

There's some who believe
That the flame's more important
Than is the knowledge.

[newyawker99]

31. I don't know if

anyone has asked this
but what is a freeper? :evilgrin:

[Blue-Jay]

34. huh?

What's a senryu?
Is it something like haiku?
My poetry sucks.

[SOteric]

37. Yes.

"Haiku" always has
the mention of a season;
elsewise, "Senryu."

[rucky]

33. The Freepers Must Laugh

Disruptive Parade Pissers
Killing Momentum

-also-

Don't Get Too Attached
Your Guy May Drop Out Next Week
Then You'll Eat Your Words

[sexybomber]

35. my submission

GD feels the Burn.
It is the Flames burning things.
Take refuge in Lounge.

hehe

[TXlib]

36. kick

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

38. Okay.....

Candidates' foreskins
wafting coupled with the breeze
Godzilla spews bile.

You are dealing with the creator of Cyber-Splat Haiku here!

[jumptheshadow]

39. A newbie's lament

I was a newbie.
You were my first flame.
Who cares what you think?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

40. kick