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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 06:12 PM
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I found the WMD's! They were on my kitchen counter!
Yellow cake! I knew it!





:D
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bones_7672 Donating Member (558 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 06:14 PM
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1. And store-bought too. nasty. n/t
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:22 PM
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9. "And store-bought too. nasty"
and toxic. radioactive. quite dangerous.

Welcome to DU! :hi;
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teach1st Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 06:14 PM
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2. You really should have told Condi... N/T
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 06:16 PM
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3. He did - the title of the memo he sent her was:
"Yellow Cake found on Name Not Needed's Kitchen Counter" - she thought it was an historical document and ignored it.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 06:41 PM
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5. No flight and seat numbers, what do you expect?
She can't be bothered with trivialities.
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:00 PM
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7. Or, in this case - no map to his house!
:7
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 06:30 PM
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4. There are some nasty biological weapons
growing on my bathroom tile.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 06:43 PM
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6. I found some WMD's in my frig today
I'm not sure what they were originally but they're biochemical weapons now, that's for sure.
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 07:07 PM
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8. I've got week-old cornbread on my counter - does that count?
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