I found the WMD's! They were on my kitchen counter!

[name not needed]

Yellow cake! I knew it!

[bones_7672]

1. And store-bought too. nasty. n/t

[miss_kitty]

9. "And store-bought too. nasty"

and toxic. radioactive. quite dangerous.

Welcome to DU! :hi;

[teach1st]

2. You really should have told Condi... N/T

[JimmyJazz]

3. He did - the title of the memo he sent her was:

"Yellow Cake found on Name Not Needed's Kitchen Counter" - she thought it was an historical document and ignored it.

[blondeatlast]

5. No flight and seat numbers, what do you expect?

She can't be bothered with trivialities.

[JimmyJazz]

7. Or, in this case - no map to his house!

[FuzzySlippers]

4. There are some nasty biological weapons

growing on my bathroom tile.

[skygazer]

6. I found some WMD's in my frig today

I'm not sure what they were originally but they're biochemical weapons now, that's for sure.

[RevCheesehead]

8. I've got week-old cornbread on my counter - does that count?