If I see another Cortislim commercial, I am going to BLOW MY BRAINS OUT.

[Placebo]

Okay, I get it, I am a hideous morbidly obese lazy monster.

I don't need to be reminded every 2 minutes!

[Spinzonner]

1. Wouldn't be equally effective and less drastic

to blow the television's brain out ?

Besides, it's already brain dead.

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

2. Well, look at it this way:

Blowing your brains out is probably a more effective weight loss method than cortislim. Probably healthier, too.

[Placebo]

5. Always looking on the bright side!

[blondeatlast]

13. Interesting point... nt

[sans qualia]

3. GRRRRR stupid commercial

I mean, come on! If cortisol made people accumulate fat in their thighs, then people with Cushing's disease wouldn't have such spindly legs. Morons.

[MirrorAshes]

4. one of the most manipulitive and shameful ad campaigns....

their whole approach seems to be "hey you fat pig, doesn't your life suck? well buy our product or you'll be depressed forever, bitch!"

[Book Lover]

6. I complained about this yesterday

and found this very interesting review, all about what a crock of bull their claims are. Also that they are currently being sued by the FTC:
http://www.ultimatefatburner.com/cortislim-review.html

Original thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[VTdem]

7. Add Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, and any other

boner inducing commercials to the list.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. Sweetie, see that little button labeled power on your Remote?

Push it.
There. All Better. Now, put your favorite CD into your player, and do something constructive.

Duckie

[benburch]

9. Are they on TV too?

I almost never watch TV.

[Justice]

10. Federal Trade Commission is Investigating this company for fraud

you might be interested to know.

http://www.ftc.gov/opa/2004/10/windowrock.htm

From the FTC the "defendants’ weight-loss and disease-prevention claims fly in the face of reality,”

So not only are you right to be sick of hearing the commercials - you are right to be suspicious of them!

[FuzzySlippers]

11. Isn't blowing your brains out an extreme reaction?

Couldn't you just bash yourself over the head until you're unconscious.

[blondeatlast]

12. That "doctor" is as creepy as a used car salesman.

His voice makes my skin crawl--eeeeeeuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwww.

[comradebillyboy]

14. so what kind of gun are you going to use?

i would recommend a .40 s&w or .45 acp. do use hollow points. a botched head shot can leave you in a bad way for a long long time

[miss_kitty]

15. sorry. have no Idea what you are talking about

must be no obese people in this market.