Bumpersticker sighting today: You CAN'T be Christian AND pro-choice!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

It was on a big ol' HUMMER. Yep, a Hummer.

So. Moonbeam just HAD to say sumpin about this.

I get up next to her at a red light and roll down my window, but guess what? SHE CAN'T SEE ME, because she's so high up. And I am not in a car, but a minivan! LOL!

So I see her window is cracked and I yell, "so Christians aren't in favor of LIFE?" She yells "what?" And I yell "what about the Iraqis we're killing in Iraq? Don't their lives MEAN anything?"

Remember I can't see her. I hear her yell "FUCK YOU!" then the light turns green.

Oh my. My daughter got to hear that. Guess that's what I get for engaging one of the criminally insane. Better known these days as republicans.

So just for the record: Republican Christians to Dead Iraqis: FUCK YOU!

Just wanted to make sure.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. Sometimes I think I'm God

And this is one of those times, so all I can say is "Bless you, my most beloved child."

(My bumper sticker says "Mandate? Mandate, my ass.")

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

4. Thank you

but your avatar....so.....creeps me out......

LOL!

Love your bumper sticker. Who's he got a Man Date with anyway? Hmmm.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

I know........

It creeps me out, too.

I gotta get a new one.

Thanks for the reminder.

Love,
God

[OldLeftieLawyer]

16. How do I change my avatar?

Being omniscient has its limits.

It's "hard werk" being God ...........

[southernlad]

2. Fuck You?

Isn't that their response to everything?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

3. P.S.

I asked a mechanic friend of mine why Hummer owners don't have signs on their foreheads that say "I am an asshole."

He said, "Because 'hummer' means asshole in Korean."

I love him.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

5. Ok that's funny

but it would be even funnier if it were true. Is it? Please tell me it is......I would love to share that...

[OldLeftieLawyer]

7. Unless you tell it to someone Korean,

who could tell?

Go for it.

I'm God, and I approved this message.

[Hobarticus]

6. Can you drive a Hummer and be a Christian?

What would Jesus drive?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

9. He doesn't drive

I have to drive Him everywhere.

Kids are such a drag sometimes.

Kisses,
God

[Hobarticus]

13. Do you have a "Savior On Board" window sticker? eom

[OldLeftieLawyer]

19. No,

just hosts of angels flying around the Explorer as we tool around, looking for nonbelievers.

[MatrixEscape]

27. The Hummer people ...

need to take away choice so that there are lots of poor folks breeding to be wage slaves, regular slaves, etc. Keeps down the going wages too.

As it is written in the book of Jobs:
"Verily, let there be many who compete for their daily bread and cast the sheckels of the wealthy downward! For the Lord is not an equal opportunity employer and favors those who drive the biggest ass!"

[TwentyFive]

8. Drives a Hummer and swears? Maybe she's Cheney's love child? LOL!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

23. Hummers are really

chevy suburbans with a different body. My husband, a master mechanic, says they are a piece of overpriced junk. So I'll let you make your own conclusions about Hummer owners......

[osaMABUSh]

10. Saw same bumper sticker with "Catholics"

which is even more hypocritical than a Christian.
"You CAN'T be Catholic AND pro-choice!"

Now, of course, the Pope is against the Iraq War and the death penalty so the sticker you will never see is:

"You CAN'T be Catholic AND pro-war!"

or

"You CAN'T be Catholic AND for the death penalty!"

[grannylib]

11. I want one that says "You can't be Christian and PRO-WAR" or

"You can't be Christian and HATE PEOPLE"

Man. What kind of Bibles are these people reading anyway???

[OldLeftieLawyer]

18. Here's some fabulous trivia

Use THIS on your rightwingnut professional christian adversaries sometime:

Guess which book is shoplifted out of bookstores more than any others - combined?

That's right - the Bible.

By the way, I've got a new avatar.

<curtsey>

[smbolisnch]

21. "What kind of Bibles are these people reading anyway???"

I don't mean to broad-brush Christians here, not at all. As for a lot of the Christians I know though, the bible seems to be irrelevent until it is time for them to distort it to mean exactly what it is they want you to believe. I personally, don't take any stock in it anyway, so whatever blows their skirts up!

[Francesca]

24. I like that second one!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

28. I WANT those bumper stickers

seriously. Someone make them and put them on your cafepress site.

[blm]

12. Bumpersticker: Republicans = New Pharisees

.

[Iris]

14. You can't be Christian & be Pro-deathl penalty.

[liontamer]

15. but you can be christian and judgemental and hateful?

wtf?

[miss_kitty]

17. how about

"If you are against abortion and for the death penalty, you AREN'T Pro-Life"

Those anti-choice people need to be called that. We NEED to take away the term "Pro-Life" from them. I correct everyone that uses that term. They are "Anti-Choice". Or Pro Big Government.

"Pro-Life." It's a misnomer behind which they self-righteously hide.

[supernova]

20. Of cours you can, I AM

I am xtain and pro-choice. So there.

Of course, dead iraqis mean nothing next to dead fetues who might have become our precious blue-eyed, babies.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

29. Right

I am Christian and pro-choice too. So I wanted to say "ya wanna BET?" but she wouldn't have known (probably) what I was referring to.

[deadparrot]

22. You can't be Christian and pro-death penalty

You can't be Christian and pro-war.
You can't be Christian and let the poor starve.

Sick, sick, sick.

[Kellanved]

25. ok; who made him the judge for such questions?

Doesn't sound very Christian to me.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

30. We have the New Pharisees here.

Otherwise known as a sect of the republicans.

[LDS Jock]

26. Gee, I thought the bible defined Christianity, not

Hummer drivers. Nice to hear of her respect for our troups.