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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:23 PM
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Bumpersticker sighting today: You CAN'T be Christian AND pro-choice!
It was on a big ol' HUMMER. Yep, a Hummer.

So. Moonbeam just HAD to say sumpin about this.

I get up next to her at a red light and roll down my window, but guess what? SHE CAN'T SEE ME, because she's so high up. And I am not in a car, but a minivan! LOL!

So I see her window is cracked and I yell, "so Christians aren't in favor of LIFE?" She yells "what?" And I yell "what about the Iraqis we're killing in Iraq? Don't their lives MEAN anything?"

Remember I can't see her. I hear her yell "FUCK YOU!" then the light turns green.

Oh my. My daughter got to hear that. Guess that's what I get for engaging one of the criminally insane. Better known these days as republicans.

So just for the record: Republican Christians to Dead Iraqis: FUCK YOU!

Just wanted to make sure.
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:24 PM
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1. Sometimes I think I'm God
And this is one of those times, so all I can say is "Bless you, my most beloved child."

(My bumper sticker says "Mandate? Mandate, my ass.")
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:25 PM
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4. Thank you
but your avatar....so.....creeps me out...... :scared:

LOL!

Love your bumper sticker. Who's he got a Man Date with anyway? Hmmm.
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:26 PM
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I know........
It creeps me out, too.

I gotta get a new one.

Thanks for the reminder.

Love,
God
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:35 PM
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16. How do I change my avatar?
Edited on Sun Nov-14-04 05:37 PM by OldLeftieLawyer
Being omniscient has its limits.

It's "hard werk" being God ...........
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southernlad Donating Member (365 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:24 PM
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2. Fuck You?
Isn't that their response to everything?
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:25 PM
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3. P.S.
I asked a mechanic friend of mine why Hummer owners don't have signs on their foreheads that say "I am an asshole."

He said, "Because 'hummer' means asshole in Korean."

I love him.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:26 PM
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5. Ok that's funny
but it would be even funnier if it were true. Is it? Please tell me it is......I would love to share that...
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:27 PM
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7. Unless you tell it to someone Korean,
who could tell?

Go for it.

I'm God, and I approved this message.
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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:26 PM
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6. Can you drive a Hummer and be a Christian?
What would Jesus drive?
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:27 PM
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9. He doesn't drive
I have to drive Him everywhere.

Kids are such a drag sometimes.

Kisses,
God
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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:33 PM
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13. Do you have a "Savior On Board" window sticker? eom
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:39 PM
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19. No,
just hosts of angels flying around the Explorer as we tool around, looking for nonbelievers.
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MatrixEscape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:50 PM
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27. The Hummer people ...
need to take away choice so that there are lots of poor folks breeding to be wage slaves, regular slaves, etc. Keeps down the going wages too.

As it is written in the book of Jobs:
"Verily, let there be many who compete for their daily bread and cast the sheckels of the wealthy downward! For the Lord is not an equal opportunity employer and favors those who drive the biggest ass!"
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TwentyFive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:27 PM
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8. Drives a Hummer and swears? Maybe she's Cheney's love child? LOL!
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:44 PM
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23. Hummers are really
chevy suburbans with a different body. My husband, a master mechanic, says they are a piece of overpriced junk. So I'll let you make your own conclusions about Hummer owners......
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osaMABUSh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:29 PM
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10. Saw same bumper sticker with "Catholics"
which is even more hypocritical than a Christian.
"You CAN'T be Catholic AND pro-choice!"

Now, of course, the Pope is against the Iraq War and the death penalty so the sticker you will never see is:

"You CAN'T be Catholic AND pro-war!"

or

"You CAN'T be Catholic AND for the death penalty!"



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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:30 PM
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11. I want one that says "You can't be Christian and PRO-WAR" or
"You can't be Christian and HATE PEOPLE"

Man. What kind of Bibles are these people reading anyway???
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:38 PM
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18. Here's some fabulous trivia
Edited on Sun Nov-14-04 05:38 PM by OldLeftieLawyer
Use THIS on your rightwingnut professional christian adversaries sometime:

Guess which book is shoplifted out of bookstores more than any others - combined?

That's right - the Bible.

By the way, I've got a new avatar.

<curtsey>
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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:43 PM
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21. "What kind of Bibles are these people reading anyway???"
I don't mean to broad-brush Christians here, not at all. As for a lot of the Christians I know though, the bible seems to be irrelevent until it is time for them to distort it to mean exactly what it is they want you to believe. :shrug: I personally, don't take any stock in it anyway, so whatever blows their skirts up!
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Francesca Donating Member (452 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:46 PM
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24. I like that second one!
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:55 PM
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28. I WANT those bumper stickers
seriously. Someone make them and put them on your cafepress site.

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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:31 PM
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12. Bumpersticker: Republicans = New Pharisees
.
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:34 PM
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14. You can't be Christian & be Pro-deathl penalty.
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liontamer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:34 PM
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15. but you can be christian and judgemental and hateful?
wtf?
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:38 PM
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17. how about
"If you are against abortion and for the death penalty, you AREN'T Pro-Life"

Those anti-choice people need to be called that. We NEED to take away the term "Pro-Life" from them. I correct everyone that uses that term. They are "Anti-Choice". Or Pro Big Government.

"Pro-Life." It's a misnomer behind which they self-righteously hide.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:42 PM
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20. Of cours you can, I AM
I am xtain and pro-choice. So there.

Of course, dead iraqis mean nothing next to dead fetues who might have become our precious blue-eyed, babies. :puke:
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 06:07 PM
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29. Right
I am Christian and pro-choice too. So I wanted to say "ya wanna BET?" but she wouldn't have known (probably) what I was referring to.

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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:44 PM
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22. You can't be Christian and pro-death penalty
You can't be Christian and pro-war.
You can't be Christian and let the poor starve.

Sick, sick, sick.
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:46 PM
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25. ok; who made him the judge for such questions?
Doesn't sound very Christian to me.
:shrug:
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 06:07 PM
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30. We have the New Pharisees here.
Otherwise known as a sect of the republicans.

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LDS Jock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 05:47 PM
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26. Gee, I thought the bible defined Christianity, not
Hummer drivers. Nice to hear of her respect for our troups.
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