They don't call him "Dick" for nothing:

[JohnnyRingo]

...Or did he just get his Halliburton kickback?

[hippiechick]

1. Holy Farking HELL !!

That's ... disgusting !!!

[Katherine2]

7. The freepers are all gaga over this,

and what a manly man Dick Cheney is. But first of all, wouldn't he have to be wearing boxers for it to be down his leg like that? He really strikes me as the white briefs kind of guy. And not to be graphic, but it looks like he has a hard on. What's that all about?

[Ron Green]

9. Just as an adolescent boy will get erections for no apparent reason...

sometimes old men will "get it up" inappropriately as the dim recesses of their consciousness are ravaged by greed and shame....

[hippiechick]

11. Maybe he's addicated to Viagra ?

How ANYONE can think that having a huge schlong equates to some kind of 'macho-manhood' ... well, that's why they're Freeps, I guess ...

[mr_hat]

2. 'E's got an armadillo in 'is trousers!

[Midlodemocrat]

3. I think his pacemaker must have slipped southward.

[Left Is Write]

4. I just ate my lunch.

And now I may lose it....

[Obviousman]

5. my eyes are soiled!

[benito]

6. Plastics make it possible

move over David Coverdale!

[JaneEyrez]

8. Is this another bulge like bu$h's?

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

10. No. This one is a microphone, not a receiver

so when he talks out of his ass, the rest of the adminstration can hear him.

[Deja Q]

12. I think a squirrel crawled up from the bottom... or maybe a gerbil.

[IronLionZion]

13. I wish I could live like a Republican

that's why I vote for Democrats

hmm...it's nice to have money, health care, and a secure job isn't it Dick? If old Dick didn't have the top-quality health care that most Americans can't afford, his black heart would have conked out long ago.

[NV Whino]

14. Just a suggestion

But has little Dickie ever had a colonoscope? (Not sure that's the right word, but it sure looks like that is a bag hanging down his trousers?)

[FizzFuzz]

16. you're thinking Colostomy bag

No, that's not where they hang.

Believe me, I know.
I used to have an Ileostomy bag (Ileostomy, similar to colostomy but involves total removal of large intestine, as opposed to partial removal for colostomy.) I still have an ileostomy (ha can't stuff those intestines back in), but a revamped internalized version, no bag needed. Thank god. But if I still had a bag, I'd giftwrap it and send it to Dick 'n' Bush.

Anyway, Dick Cheney's D...oh never mind, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[NV Whino]

22. Thanks.

My brain kicked in several hours later and come up with the right word.

Still looks like some sort of bag to me.

[Maestro]

15. Here is the view he was looking at that got him all excited

[realisticphish]

20. send that one

to Kleeb


The Incorrigible Democrat

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

17. Oh geez

you know some perverted freeper photoshopped that shit.

Wow how sad do they have to be?

[Dukakis88]

18. Now we know why Lynne writes lesbian fantasies. Tired of being split open.

Having to live with that thing playing groundhog day in one's foliage would make any woman long for the gentle touch of another woman.

[JohnnyRingo]

21. So now he has the country bent over a chair

It'll only hurt for a decade... or two.

[realisticphish]

19. methinks

he is taking a cue from Harry Shearer in "This Is Spinal Tap"


The Incorrigible Democrat

[bif]

23. Is he into "Ferret Pantsing"

n/t

[the Princess]

24. MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!

OH man I was just gonna eat breakfast - and now my stomach is too upset. That looks like a cucumber to me - and I mean the vegetable. I can't even look at it anymore. *sob*