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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:04 PM
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They don't call him "Dick" for nothing:
...Or did he just get his Halliburton kickback?

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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:05 PM
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1. Holy Farking HELL !!
:wow:

That's ... disgusting !!!



:hippie:
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Katherine2 Donating Member (319 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:35 PM
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7. The freepers are all gaga over this,
and what a manly man Dick Cheney is. But first of all, wouldn't he have to be wearing boxers for it to be down his leg like that? He really strikes me as the white briefs kind of guy. And not to be graphic, but it looks like he has a hard on. What's that all about?
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Ron Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:44 PM
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9. Just as an adolescent boy will get erections for no apparent reason...
sometimes old men will "get it up" inappropriately as the dim recesses of their consciousness are ravaged by greed and shame....
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:58 PM
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11. Maybe he's addicated to Viagra ?
:shrug:

How ANYONE can think that having a huge schlong equates to some kind of 'macho-manhood' ... well, that's why they're Freeps, I guess ...

:freak:


:hippie:
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:08 PM
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2. 'E's got an armadillo in 'is trousers!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:09 PM
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3. I think his pacemaker must have slipped southward.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:09 PM
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4. I just ate my lunch.
And now I may lose it....
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Obviousman Donating Member (927 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:16 PM
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5. my eyes are soiled!
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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benito Donating Member (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:21 PM
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6. Plastics make it possible
move over David Coverdale!
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JaneEyrez Donating Member (168 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:37 PM
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8. Is this another bulge like bu$h's?
:evilgrin:
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Dr Batsen D Belfry Donating Member (650 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:47 PM
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10. No. This one is a microphone, not a receiver
so when he talks out of his ass, the rest of the adminstration can hear him.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 03:06 PM
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12. I think a squirrel crawled up from the bottom... or maybe a gerbil.
:puke:
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 03:10 PM
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13. I wish I could live like a Republican
that's why I vote for Democrats

hmm...it's nice to have money, health care, and a secure job isn't it Dick? If old Dick didn't have the top-quality health care that most Americans can't afford, his black heart would have conked out long ago.
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:10 PM
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14. Just a suggestion
But has little Dickie ever had a colonoscope? (Not sure that's the right word, but it sure looks like that is a bag hanging down his trousers?)
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FizzFuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:39 PM
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16. you're thinking Colostomy bag
No, that's not where they hang.

Believe me, I know.
I used to have an Ileostomy bag (Ileostomy, similar to colostomy but involves total removal of large intestine, as opposed to partial removal for colostomy.) I still have an ileostomy (ha can't stuff those intestines back in), but a revamped internalized version, no bag needed. Thank god. But if I still had a bag, I'd giftwrap it and send it to Dick 'n' Bush.

Anyway, Dick Cheney's D...oh never mind, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-15-04 10:26 AM
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22. Thanks.
My brain kicked in several hours later and come up with the right word.

Still looks like some sort of bag to me.
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:37 PM
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15. Here is the view he was looking at that got him all excited
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:50 PM
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20. send that one
to Kleeb :evilgrin:


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:42 PM
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17. Oh geez
you know some perverted freeper photoshopped that shit.

Wow how sad do they have to be?

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Dukakis88 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:50 PM
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18. Now we know why Lynne writes lesbian fantasies. Tired of being split open.
Having to live with that thing playing groundhog day in one's foliage would make any woman long for the gentle touch of another woman.
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 08:55 PM
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21. So now he has the country bent over a chair
It'll only hurt for a decade... or two.
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 04:50 PM
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19. methinks
he is taking a cue from Harry Shearer in "This Is Spinal Tap"


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-15-04 10:31 AM
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23. Is he into "Ferret Pantsing"
n/t
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-15-04 10:52 AM
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24. MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!
OH man I was just gonna eat breakfast - and now my stomach is too upset. That looks like a cucumber to me - and I mean the vegetable. I can't even look at it anymore. *sob*
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