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aquaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 12:33 AM
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You know you live in the "boondocks" when
I went outside a second ago to take my dog outside, and was attacked by a possum that was eating the food that we left out for the cats that have adopted us.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 12:37 AM
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1. You sound pretty urban to me
It's not as though a bear ate the possum :D
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aquaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 12:45 AM
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4. we live out in the middle of nowhere.
I have lived in the city too, but the possums out here seem to be bit more gutsy.
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 12:43 AM
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2. your dog drags home a deer
True story. I swear.
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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 12:45 AM
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3. The Coons Drag Home The Freeper's Dog
eom
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IronLionZion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 12:47 AM
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5. when you can hunt from your porch and it's legal
I grew up in the boondocks :hi: I hope I don't go back until I'm very old or they suddenly become progressive and open-minded
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 12:48 AM
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6. there are at least 3 more instructions for giving directions
to you house after the one that says "You turn off the paved road..."
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 12:56 AM
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7. "you know you're a redneck when"
The front porch collapses and six yellow dogs are killed

You have to mow the front lawn to find your car.....
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 01:36 AM
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8. no, please not the y ellow dogs!!
The red ones the red ones,
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 01:38 AM
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9. directional landmarks include a barn, a stable
a pond or a pig parlor
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Lone_Star_Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:02 AM
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10. Your County passes a law stating you have to have more than a
10 acre parcel to hunt your land. True story.
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OhioChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:06 AM
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11. You think you got it bad......
I live in the city and the streets are infested with skunks! the dogs have already been sprayed.........
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derbstyron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-14-04 02:10 AM
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12. Anyone remember the song "Down in the Boondocks?"
It was a big hit when I was growing up as a kid.
I think it was a Gary something or other.

I Loved that song.

Of course...back then I lived in the FL panhandle, said "yes, mam," spoke with a country accent and went to church every Sunday.

yuck. I like me better now :)
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