Let's create some town names for different states.

[GingerSnaps]

Hypocrite Falls Alabama

Lost Hope Ohio

[Endangered Specie]

1. Autobahn NC...

if youve ever driven on one of our many beltlines, you know what I mean.

[Dookus]

2. Goddamn, Mississippi

with apologies to Nina Simone.

[sweetladybug]

3. Hillbilly Haven TN

[BoX o BooX]

4. Sisterhump, WV

Just across the state line from Sheepbanger, OH.

[patomime]

5. "WashedAway" D.C.

:puffpiece:

[sans qualia]

6. Sixth Toe, NJ

Just south of Newark.

[Endangered Specie]

7. John Rocker, NY...

:evilgrin: *runs away*

[GingerSnaps]

8. Freeperville Florida

:bounce:

[NYC Liberal]

9. Fucked, ME

:D

[GingerSnaps]

10. Damn

Your good at this!

[Tamyrlin79]

13. Fucked, Maine?

I see where you're going there, but I thought we were supposed to be making fun of the RED states... ;)

[NYC Liberal]

19. You have to have the abbreviation for it to be funny.

:P

[David Dunham]

11. Missing Village Idiot, Texas (New Name for Crawford)

[GingerSnaps]

12. Mobilehome Alabama

:bounce:

[Cobalt Violet]

14. Godsass, KS

[EstimatedProphet]

15. Fucktard GA

As a matter of fact, maybe we should rename all the red states as a whole Fucktardia.

BTW I live in a red state.

[GingerSnaps]

16. Missionposition Mississippi

:evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

17. Stumpnoggin, Georgia

[GoBlue]

18. Indianoplace, IN

Oxycontin, WV
Nope, AR
Bushiton, DC
Ohmy,GA
Hell, MI --- oops that's for real

[VOX]

20. HorseshoesAndHandgrenades, OH

Close, very close...BUT.

[oxymoron]

21. Locking

We don't need to ridicule the red states on DU