The Most Meaningless, Vacuous Competition on DU EVER!

[TahitiNut]

OK, Windoze (l)uzers ... you who, like me, occasionally(?) veg out playing Hearts (like when DU is down and you don't have to take a bathroom break) ... here's a challenge. Win a game of "Microsoft Hearts" (easy enough), forcing ALL (computer) opponents over 100, and achieve the largest combined winning margin over those opponents.

This is a pointless, meaningless, vacuous, drain-bamaged waste of time and electricity.
So, it can't be all bad, right? :evilgrin:

I'll start. Here's a combined winning margin of 300 points:



118 - 16 = 102 ; 106 - 16 = 90 ; 124 - 16 = 108 ; 102 + 90 + 108 = 300

Next? :dunce: :silly:

[Goathead]

1. I just bought Tahitian limes

At the health food store. They smelled so good and were really round and plump, the best I have ever seen. I am going to make lime-ade out of them.

[TahitiNut]

2. They make great gimlets.

:evilgrin:

[FizzFuzz]

3. is anyone bothered by pesky coarse nosehairs?

OH, I thought you wanted us to make up competitions that were meaningless and vacuous.

**award for coarsest nose hairs goes toooooooo****

your game has too many numbers :dunce:

[Goathead]

4. Oh yes!

I hate that. I pluck the hair from my nose sometimes and first I am astounded at how long it is, then I can't believe how thick and black the bloody thing is, I mean sometimes it's as thick as a friggin' steel cabled power line.

[FizzFuzz]

7. eeeYIKES! You're making my eyes water just thinking about it!!

OOOOOOooooooooooooooooooK!

[qnr]

5. I honestly can't make heads or tails of that, I've never played hearts

but then, I don't have Windows, so I'm not a qualified participant anyway.

[Kire]

6. how do you play hearts?

and no, I really don't want an answer, thanks