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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 07:56 PM
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My dog freaks out when he gets a boner....
So bizarre... he's becoming a little man.

Usually, I pop open his kennel door and he comes running out. But three times now, I open the door and walk away, expecting him to come running after me, but he doesn't. He makes a ruckus in there, banging around, but not coming out. When I go to see what's going on, he's got a boner, and he's totally mystified by it. He doesn't lick it or stare at it, but it obviously causes VERY strange behavior. It's like he's embarassed and doesn't want me to see it. He bangs up against the side of the kennel, twists himself around, upsets all the padding and makes odd little squeaky noises.

Is this normal?

And yes, this is my 20,000th post. You voted for the dog-boner story, so here it is.
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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 07:57 PM
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1. My girlfriend freaks out when I get one
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 09:09 PM
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19. Would you rather have her not?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 07:57 PM
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2. They grow up so fast
sniff.

Not too long before all the other girl dogs are knocking at the door.
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 07:58 PM
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3. get him a bitch
but he may not have the knowledge to do it, i grew up around animal breeders
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:02 PM
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4. LMAO !
Thanks for that !!

HippieDog Hank only sports wood when he's ... heeding the call of nature and then he sorta does the 'my jock doesn't fit right' walk for a minute afterwards until it 'recedes' (or whatever doggie boners do)... funny to watch, but probably not so funny for him.


:silly:


:hippie:
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:04 PM
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5. Get one of these...
http://www.cloneyourbone.com/product_info.htm

and savor the memories when your cherished pooch goes to that big kennel in the sky.
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:06 PM
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6. Dookus
you're a piece of work.

Redrocket,Redrocket :evilgrin:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:07 PM
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7. Reminds me of a story...
My friend's son was about 4 years old at the time. After watching part of a "jiggly" movie (no nudity, just bikinis), he got up and said in a horrified voice: "DADDY! Something's wrong with my pee-pee!"

You can guess the rest.
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:49 PM
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17. you're kidding. 4 yrs. old? I thought that wasn't possible at that
age.
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:08 PM
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8. My older male dog (11 y/o) is "fixed." But he still gets boners when ...
... he rides in the car. I mean, it excites him so much to ride in the car that he ... well, you get the picture. My young male dog (2 y/o) is also "fixed." But I have never seen him in that state.
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:10 PM
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9. I hope you have vinyl seats.
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 09:13 PM
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20. I have doggie seat covers and towels, but ...
There is no emission. That is probably because he is fixed. Just the big red boner, that long hanging tongue, and a big smile on his face. What a great dog.
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:25 PM
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10. as long as it aint the other way around nt
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:25 PM
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11. i reget clicking on this thread...
:crazy:
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Rowdyboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:30 PM
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12. So, for post 20K, you discuss doggie erections....
Why am I not surprised?

Congratulations on 20K! Thats massive.
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-..__... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:34 PM
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14. "Thats massive".
I'd hold off judgement until we see the pictures.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:34 PM
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13. Funny dog boner story ahead ok?
We used to have this chihuahua named Buddy. Buddy liked to hump our daughter's stuffed animals. One in particular, a teddy bear named Jellybean was his FAVE. Well he was going to town on poor Jellybean when I walked in the room and he tried to nonchalantly leave the room but the problem was his wanker was SO far out there that it got STUCK like that!

It wouldn't....withdraw into the protective sheath (don't know how to put that).

He was obviously in some pain, kind of dragging his back feet and whimpering and his wanker was dragging the ground.

Geez. I didn't know what to do. He was crying at this point so I yelled for my husband. I thought "he's got one of those maybe he can help."

He took one look at Buddy and ran downstairs. Came back with an ice cube. Barely touched it to Buddy's wanker and it started to subside. After a minute or two, Buddy was back to normal (he only touched the ice to it once and very very briefly because that is sensitive tissue!). Buddy sort of slinked off.

I guess things got a bit too hot and heavy with Jellybean the teddy bear.

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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:34 PM
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15. And your 20000th boner
no doubt :eyes: :evilgrin:
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helnwhls Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:41 PM
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16. Cheers!
:toast: on the post count. I had a boston terrier. One day my cute little puppy turned into non stop horn dog. I came into the kitchen, and swear to jeebus, he was trying to hunp a broom stick with all his puppy might. I was laughing so hard I had to leave the room.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-10-04 08:55 PM
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18. heheh
I like boston terriers. They're like little bulldogs.
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