I just read a book on hypnosis.... - Democratic Underground

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Tue Nov-09-04 11:17 PM
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I just read a book on hypnosis....

...and you are now my own private army!!!!!!

CONQUER THE WORLD FOR ME, MY MINIONS!!!!!!!!

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Ready4Change

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Tue Nov-09-04 11:24 PM
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1. I would, except for this overwhelming urge to cluck like a chicken.

Cluck cluck cluck. baCawwwww? baCawwwwwww? baCAW! Cluck cluck.

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Tue Nov-09-04 11:25 PM
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2. If I tell you to cluck like a chicken will you conquer the world for me?

This is harder than I thought!

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Ready4Change

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Tue Nov-09-04 11:26 PM
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3. Depends. Does the world have any cute chicks?

A little corn scratch wouldn't hurt, either.

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soothsayer

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Wed Nov-10-04 01:06 AM
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4. So that's why I'm getting verrrrry sleepy....

I thought it was because it's 1 a.m.

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