Keeping your pubes clean - from a real vending machine in China

[TroubleMan]

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This is the funniest one from Engrish.com in a while.

[theorist]

1. "Comm on towel"? Interesting.... n/t

[ET Awful]

2. Hey, don't knock it, don't you want to be made fresh and healthy? :) n/t

[TroubleMan]

4. If you put it in water ----- it's a magic towel.

nt

[democracy eh]

9. useful towel

ahh no more pubic fungus

[TroubleMan]

10. "Whenever you wash your pubes, make sure you bring a towel!"

nt.

[LynneSin]

3. I have enough problems with cramps without 1-touch cramps!

[blondeatlast]

5. Me too! What IS that thing, anyway?

Thank God I got to laugh tonight! I needed this...

[LynneSin]

8. no idea, but it's 50 Yen

and I'm not sure how much that is in Dollars.

But something I'll avoid

[miss_kitty]

6. And "Genitals wash ing liquid"

"Make your hair beautiful and moisture after your shower of combing hair."

Oh yeah that's what I gotta do tonight. Thanks for reminding me!

[TroubleMan]

7. Maybe after you wash and comb them, you could braid them

or how about a perm?

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11. Shave and you won't have that problem.

Nuff said.