Lounge Lizards! Guess who's RESIGNING?!

[UrbScotty]

Hint #1: Go ahead, Kiss my Ashcroft.

Hint #2: Go ahead, Kiss my - well, I guess "kiss my Evans" is not a real phrase, is it?

[Mr_Spock]

1. Bye buffoons - don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Amazing anyone could've been elected with such baggage in his admin - oh well.

[sam sarrha]

2. So i hear *ush's Colon Pal and KKKuntdelisa will drop soon also.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. Man, I needed that.

I really, really did.

So many are wondering who's next. I just know that they cannot find someone as completely off his squash as A$$KKKroft. No way. All the rest are in institutions with very small conveyor belts leading into their assholes, constantly feeding thorazine suppositories into their bums.

[blondeatlast]

6. Yeah, but... the next interview is with the Supreme Court.

Think about it.

[eataTREE]

4. I'll hold off on the celebration, personally.

At least until I know who the replacement is gonna be.

This administration can be counted upon to make any situation worse.

Watch for it: Attorney General Roy Moore. (Or is that Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore?)

Other possible scary candidates: Ted Olson. Pat Robertson. I'm sure there's more.

Yeesh. And I thought I'd be *happy* when Asshat stepped down.

[Old and In the Way]

5. Asncroft's work is done? Hardly, who bets he's nominated on the next

opening.

One good thing, though, he's acheived the objective, though; security from terror and crime has been beaten.

Whadda joke.

[blondeatlast]

7. That was my thinking. nt

[blondeatlast]

8. ?Linkie, por favor?

sorry, I'm a born skeptic.

Nevermind, found it myself.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

Dammit, I was supposed to be HAPPY about this, but instead, it asks way more questions than it answers.

[the Princess]

9. And so now the door is open

for an even bigger Nazi to take his place. I tend to think the devil you know is better than the one you don't.

[blondeatlast]

10. And the devil we know is going to SCOTUS, maybe?

I should be dancing with this news, but noooooooooooo...

[JohnKleeb]

11. I know

great aint it but I fear what its a prelude to.