6 months on the job - a fat 10% raise yesterday!!!

[Zomby Woof]

Double their normal maximum - unheard of with this company. They love me. I kick ass. It sweetened an otherwise dismal week.

[matcom]

1. what a coincidence!!

your annual M.A.T.C.O.M. Tithing is EXACTLY 10% this year!

i expect the check by Wednesday

[Zomby Woof]

3. No no no!

David and I each give 5%, asshole!

[matcom]

7. *ahem*

Due to the rising health care costs, coupled with the rate of inflation and the growing evangelical population, Jesus spoke to me last night whilst eating fried onion rings at Arby's.

Jesus told me that the only PROPER tithing was that of 10% and Pat Robertson sent me a telepathic image of the virgin mary on the cover of Playboy.

therefore, your tithing has been raised this year to 10%. David bought me a pony for my birthday last year so he only has to pay 7%

that is all.

[Zomby Woof]

10. Jesus said to render unto matcom

a pair of thongs, and make sure he dry cleans out the skid marks.

[Kukesa]

2. Way to go, Woofy. Does that put you above the $200K mark

so you can get a nice tax deduction?

Seriously, congrats -- see, other people think you're valuable, too.

[Zomby Woof]

5. LOL

I am a cube-rat far far from raking in big bucks... I still get penalized with the worst bracket: single and child-free.

KukesaVolcanoMom! Thanks for your kind words in my GD thread.

[jdots]

4. so about that 3 bucks you owe me ?

congrats !!!!! that IS GOOD NEWS.

[Zomby Woof]

6. I'll slip some Sacajawea dollars into the disc drive...

Thanks!

[stray cat]

8. Congratulations!

nt

[Zomby Woof]

11. Thanks!

[Dukakis88]

9. Is it this company?

[patdem]

12. I guess that means you are 2x better than anyone else..you too can

become arrogant and disdainful for your fellow Americans, in other words you can now join the GOP!!!

Congratulations to you and this is a bright spot in a dismall week!!

[Zomby Woof]

13. I am 10x better than anyone else

But apathy prevents me from caring about participating in a rigged system. And I will assume all these GOP jokes are just jokes, or otherwise I would tell you to shove it up your ass.

Thanks!

[cmf]

14. That's awesome!

What a good way to end an awful week! Make sure you don't spend it at any Chimp-supporting businesses!

[nini]

15. how could they NOT love you?

congrats again! you deserve it!

[Crewleader]

16. Congratulations Zomby!

In true belief, you'll never give up!

I know the fighter in YOU and the worker you are will always bring you success and happiness!


Big Congrats My Good Friend!

[Nikia]

17. That's cool

I hope things continue to go well for you there. It's good to be so appreciated.

[jus_the_facts]

18. Congratulations.....

....good goin' and all that jazz!