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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:05 PM
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Inside The Freeper Lounge
I'm not even sure if there is a Freeper Lounge, but i've always wondered what they talk about when they're not discussing politics. So here are some topics that would likely be posted in the Freeper Lounge:

Burned any good books lately?

Poll: Best music
a) Country
b) Western

Help! My son has been playing with a black boy!

Poll: Best Motor Oil
a) Pennzoil
b) Quaker State
c) Valvoline


any others?
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:06 PM
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1. Best Hair Style
a) Mullet
b) Mullet
c) Mullet

:-)
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:09 PM
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8. ROFLMAO!
n/t
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:24 PM
Response to Reply #1
54. deadly!
that's the "ultimullet" freeper lounge thread.
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2bfree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 08:52 PM
Response to Reply #1
107. Did you know that a mullet that is permed is called a..........
moo-lay? Hee-hee ;)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:07 PM
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2. The Freeper space programs consists of:
a bucket and one man's dreams.

-Stolen and paraphrased from Al Franken
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:08 PM
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3. How Many Cars Do You Have Up On Blocks?
a) One
b) Two
c) Three
d) Four
e) Five or more

:-)
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Demobrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:08 PM
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4. I'm pregnant and I have two brothers.
How am I supposed to know who the father is?
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:10 PM
Response to Reply #4
10. LOL!
oooohhh, now that's not very nice!

BTW, what does a teenage girl in West Virginia receive from her brother for Christmas? A: Child Support!
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:12 PM
Response to Reply #10
11. West Virginia - Where Men are Men ...
... and sheep are nervous.

:-)
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:16 PM
Response to Reply #11
18. How do you know when a teenage girl in CO has her first period?
She's only wearing one sock!
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:18 PM
Response to Reply #18
21. Why is a Freeper Girl Like a Hockey Team?
They both shower after three periods.

:-)
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:25 PM
Response to Reply #21
27. Why is a school building RED?
If you had 10 periods a day you would be RED too!

What did the vampire say to the school teacher???
See you next period!
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Adenoid_Hynkel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:11 PM
Response to Reply #11
80. wv jokes aren't cool
Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 05:13 PM by ann_coulter_is_a_man
some of us were born there

and we've given you fine democrats like robert byrd and nick rahall.

now, mississippt-bashing, on the other hand, is endlessly hillarious
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 08:30 PM
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104. Rahall developed the white water rafters & kayakers as his "base"
How cool is that? I should add the anglers, also. Rahall went to Iraq before the American conquest to try to stop it from happening. That is pretty gutsy for a man with many conservatives in his constituency.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 12:20 AM
Response to Reply #80
124. You tell um dude!
I can tell some good Ohio Jokes, but I can change Ohio to anywhere! So BACK OFF OF HILLBILLY HEAVEN ASAP!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-03 05:07 AM
Response to Reply #11
181. My bullets are rusty...Help
:)
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corarose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-03 09:03 PM
Response to Reply #11
188. Hey, My Family is from WV
I was born and raised in Chicago but WV runs through my blood.

Almost Heaven WV Blue Ridge Mountains Shenandoah River....
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damnraddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:24 PM
Response to Reply #10
26. If two Freepers get a divorce ...
are they still cousins?
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Avatar13 Donating Member (103 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:52 PM
Response to Reply #4
117. You're on your own there...
DNA testing won't help - both siblings have the same dna as you.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:08 PM
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5. Poll
What is the thing you hold dearest in life?
A Money
B Money
C Money
E Money
F All of the above
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:08 PM
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6. Favorite NASCAR driver?
or,

How 'bout that demolition derby?

or,

What's the Best Mobile Home on the Market?

or,

Did Satan invent Rap music?

or,

How much Beer can you buy with the tax refund?

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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:08 PM
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7. Best first gun for a seven-year old girl
Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 03:11 PM by BurtWorm
Gunlocks: Yea or Nay?
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 01:46 AM
Response to Reply #7
125. Why does she need a gun?
When she has men to protect her?



:puke:
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 08:07 AM
Response to Reply #125
128. She Needs The Gun to Protect Herself From Her Brothers
:-)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:09 PM
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9. What's At The Top Of Your Shopping List
a) Beer
b) Ammo
c) Ann Coulter's latest book
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romantico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:12 PM
Response to Reply #9
12. I just
Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 03:13 PM by romantico
bashed me some queers, ask me anything
I just asked Mary Lou to the Church Potluck,ask me anything
Al Gore tried to steal the elction,ask me anything
I'm so glad Bush was in office when 9/11 occured
Liberal encountered me at the outhouse today
what is this "Starbucks Coffee" I keep hearing the liberals talk about?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:12 PM
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13. How did you lose your virginity?
a.Yak
b.Kucinich
c.Katherine Harris
d.Ask Muh Pa
e.As a student of Bob Jones Universityt I am insulted by this question.
f.Well it involved a cantaloups and a microwave.
g.Other
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:12 PM
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14. A Muslim family just moved in across the street,
should I burn their house, like they burned the WTC?
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:13 PM
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15. Poll: Best Place to pick up girls?
a.) Family reunion
b.) At "Jeb's 'All-U-Can_Eat' Pig's Feet Festival".
c.) Family reunion at "Jeb's 'All-U-Can_Eat' Pig's Feet Festival".
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PROGRESSIVE1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:14 PM
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16. How many of your sisters have you married?
(A)1
(B)2
(C)3
(D)4
(E)5
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:15 PM
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17. Has anyone done it? With a lady?
What's it like?
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:17 PM
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19. I Guarded The Outhouse At Our Last Rally. Ask Me Anything.
:-)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:17 PM
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20. Has Anyone Seen My Truck?
:-)
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:19 PM
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22. Favorite gun rack material?
Wood? PVC? Toilet paper rolls?
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:01 PM
Response to Reply #22
72. Poll: How Many Guns In Your Gun Rack?
a) One
b) Two
c) Three
d) I can re-arm Kosovo.

:-)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:21 PM
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23. Poll: How Often Do You Beat Your Wife?
a) Once a month
b) Once a week
c) Once a day
d) Can't - my hand's sore.

:-)
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:25 PM
Response to Reply #23
28. oh come on
that's mean but funny. rotflmao.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:21 PM
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24. New hood, light or no starch?
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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:22 PM
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25. Harumph
Poll: What would you have done if they didn't find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

1) Apologized to the peace marchers I screamed at.
2) Apologized to my kids for screaming at peace marchers in front of them.
3) Stopped watching Fox News
4) Pretended like we found them anyway.
5) Found another reason to support the troops.
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:26 PM
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29. What? No ones defending of the south?
Come on guys, I am counting on you telling me that a Minnesota born and New Jersy educated guy is a southerner just because he married my crazy cousin Zelda really that part is the truth!)

Dear moderators...Zelda is a public personality, she has a movie made after her.
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:30 PM
Response to Reply #29
35. "I have HAD IT with Union bashing threads!"
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:34 PM
Response to Reply #35
39. Who else likes spooning with the guys at Civil War battle reenactments?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-21-03 07:55 AM
Response to Reply #39
194. Egads - almost spit out my coffee on that one
LOL!!
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jeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-21-03 07:31 PM
Response to Reply #194
197. Question
Who has the bigger cock:

a) George W. "God" Bush
b) Ron Jeremy
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Kolesar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:59 PM
Response to Reply #35
71. that's funny!
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:26 PM
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30. I just spent my daughter's education fund on 12 boxes of "Treason"
Ask me anything.
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:31 PM
Response to Reply #30
36. rotflmao
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 07:05 PM
Response to Reply #30
95. BurtWorm, you are sssssmokin!
I have tears flooding my glasses, I'm at work and I have to maintain a facade, but thanks for the belly laughs!!!!!

:toast:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:26 PM
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31. For the gals:
Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 03:27 PM by ronnykmarshall
What recipes would you share with Laura Bush?
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 08:25 AM
Response to Reply #31
131. What DRIVING TIPS Would You Share With Laura Bush?
:-)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 08:26 AM
Response to Reply #31
132. What Fashion Tips Would You Share With Laura Bush?
:-)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:27 PM
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32. Poll: Favorite Wine
a) Ripple
b) Muscatel
c) Thunderbird
d) Boone's Farm
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SiouxJ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:07 PM
Response to Reply #32
47. e) anything that comes in a box
those damn corks suck!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:27 PM
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33. Need advice: Should I put a second floor on the outhouse?
Duplex?
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 07:21 PM
Response to Reply #33
97. Don't check with the city about permits -- they'll just raise your taxes!!
:kick:
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:30 PM
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34. My Kid & My Money Go to Bob Jones University
Ask me anything.

:-)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:32 PM
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37. Poll: Best Rope to Use For Lynching
a) Nylon
b) Hemp
c) Cotton
d) Other

:-)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:33 PM
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38. How do you poor piss out of a boot with instructions written on the heel?
Please help.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:37 PM
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40. I don't get this Mike Hunt Thang! OR
Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 03:39 PM by Hubert Flottz
I just sexually abused my Yak ask me everthang!

Does your mom like Skoal or Copenhagen best, mine likes plug tobacco!
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:38 PM
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41. Britney Spears: Patriot or Harlot? (n/t)
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Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:39 PM
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42. Meet my wife...
I call her Sis.
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Paragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:40 PM
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43. Favorite book by Charlie Daniels? (poll)
1. Ain't No Rag: Freedom, Family, and the Flag

2. uhhh...
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ewagner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:52 PM
Response to Reply #43
45. ROFLMAO! n/t
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VermontDem2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 03:51 PM
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44. hmmm
Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 03:58 PM by VermontDem2004
I get sick of these "Hollywood Celebrities" speaking out against our Savior Bush Posted by Linda

Poll. Who is your favorite republican? posted by linda
(Mel Gibson)
(Charlie Daniels)
(Aaron Sorkin)
(Arnold Scharwezenager)
(other)

Poll. Who do you hate more? posted by RednickCharlie
(Filthy Arabs)
(Liberals)
(homosexuals)
(Other races)
(my wife)
(all of the above)
(other)

I just got under 300 pounds. Ask me anything. posted by WyomingRep

Fucking Clinton, he screwed with my chances of getting with a girl tonight.

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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:03 PM
Response to Original message
46. Is it okay to eat red meat
when you haven't gone in over a week?


Poll: How regular are you?


Poll: How regular are your colonics?
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:14 PM
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48. Deleted message
Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.
 
BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:16 PM
Response to Reply #48
51. "Does Ennyone Hear No How to Spell?"
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:18 PM
Response to Reply #48
52. Reply: @#$#@%^%&%$#@##!
ALERT!
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indigo32 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:27 PM
Response to Reply #48
55. LOLOL
You so funny
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:28 PM
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56. Deleted message
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IranianDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 08:47 PM
Response to Reply #55
106. Wuts goin on wit dem black folk and their cevel wrights.
?
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Kathy in Cambridge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:43 PM
Response to Reply #48
62. "Currupt' is spelled CORRUPT, paulroberts
Your spelling gives you away.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:15 PM
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49. How about that great turnout at the Freeper Rally in DC
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 02:01 AM
Response to Reply #49
126. Take that! DemoncRATS!
June 2003 posted by Troopwuvver69

Those DUmbers are DUmb! I looove the troops! Woohoo! Troopety Troop Troop Troop.

September 2003 by Conservagimmygimmy
$87 billion dollars! Good Lord, that's a lot of money! Screw you troops and you welfare toddlers on Head Start too.

***********************

June 2003 Response by Rushbutt

Megadittoes. The brave MEN died to give the DUmbers the right to be g-d unAmerican traitors. The troops will bring home the oil to run my sequioa-burning puppy leather factory!

September 2003 Response by HANNITY and colmes

Klintoon's penis mussed the troops hair! Ann Coulter said so, so it must be true.
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:16 PM
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50. How many teeth do you have ?
Green ones count as two!
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:49 PM
Response to Reply #50
67. Why is it whenever Freepers come up, making fun
of their teeth always come up. Making fun of their stupidity, lack of spelling ability and support of a party who screws them in return is one thing, but why is it so funny to make fun of someone's health condition? If a person was missing a limb and couldn't afford a replacement, would it be fun to mock them for it, too?

The reason many people have missing teeth is a lack of insurance and affordable dental care. I don't find it amusing. I think it is sad and if health care measures are passed, dental care needs to be included as well. Then to have people make fun of people who lack the means to afford a perfect smile on top of it is disgraceful.

Lounge posters in recent weeks have no doubt read the woes of one DUer who had to go through the trauma of losing her teeth and many other DUers chimed in that they or their relatives have missing teeth or have had to get caps, partials or dentures. Are you going to make fun of them as well? Imagine how they must feel when they read these comments.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:51 PM
Response to Reply #67
68. Speaking as One Who Had a Tooth Pulled Last Week
Losing one or more teeth as a result of an injury, illness, heredity, or disease is one thing. Losing them through lack of oral hygeine is another.
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prolesunited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:13 PM
Response to Reply #68
82. Still disagree
One, visiting a dentist is part of routine oral hygiene and perhaps they didn't have coverage for routine cleanings, maybe gum surgery was recommended and they couldn't afford that.

If someone has a propensity toward diabetes and they didn't eat properly or exercise as they were directed, would they be a target for humiliation as well? After all, there were some factors under their control in this situation, too.

I don't think it's funny to make fun of fat people either, so perhaps it's just me. :shrug:
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:23 PM
Response to Reply #82
83. OK, So We're Dealing in Stereotypes
But every once in a while we have to go a little crazy. Freepers are crazy 24/7.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 04:21 PM
Response to Reply #82
163. so making fun of fat people with no teeth
would be right out then.

gotcha.

hey. I'm a sensitive guy. You don't need to beat me over the head. Unless you want to.
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spinbaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-03 08:55 PM
Response to Reply #82
187. Hillbilly dentistry
Once while I was driving through western Virginia (not West Virginia, but close), I heard a radio ad for a local dentist. He was running a special--get free dentures if you have 20 or more teeth removed. Unfortunately, the custom those parts is to just let your teeth rot and, when they get rotten enough, replace them with shiny new dentures.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-03 10:04 PM
Response to Reply #187
189. YUCK!
I understand not having money for dental work, since it's expensive and dental insurance isn't as common as medical insurance, but how can people stand letting their teeth get like that? I'd make payment arrangements, borrow it, sell something, do ANYTHING, to keep from having rotten teeth!
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Best_man23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-21-03 06:03 AM
Response to Reply #187
192. Mah tooth jus fel out mahhead, ax me akneethang
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Patriot_Spear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 07:39 PM
Response to Reply #67
100. Poll: Klinton's Penis
Bigger than a Freepers?------------------3%

WAY bigger than a Freepers?------------------24%

Something Freeper women secretly long for mainly because their Freeper men talk about it non-stop?-------------------99%


(Of course it doesn't add up, it's been freeped!)
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lynndew2 Donating Member (401 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:35 PM
Response to Reply #100
114. BUT, What happens when Klinton uses the penis to
pick his nose all day?

His head caves in!!!!

Sorry, just I am not a fan of Klinton(or his wife)
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Rich Hunt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:22 PM
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53. I hate to be a pill, but....
These stereotypes don't help us much.

...and here I thought the statistics showed that poor people with no teeth who live in trailers voted for Democrats.
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:29 PM
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57. favorite mullet?
Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 04:30 PM by bif
n/t
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:30 PM
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58. Help! Need a good moonshine recipe!
n/t
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:32 PM
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59. Anyone Got a Good Recipe for Roadkill??
Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 04:49 PM by CO Liberal
:-)
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Rich Hunt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:41 PM
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60. I'm going to throw up
Can this entire thread be put on ignore?

The husband of our new "progressive Democrat" mayor has a mullet.

I think that when I see him, I'll tell him he's in the wrong party.

I'll also tell that to the unemployed who have to put their cars on blocks.

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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 08:15 PM
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102. Deleted message
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:43 PM
Response to Original message
61. Poll: How Often Do You Take a Bath?
a) Once a day
b) Once a week
c) Once a month
d) Once a year
e) What's a bath?

:-)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:45 PM
Response to Original message
63. Poll: How Do You Whiten Your Hood & Sheets?
A) Clorox
B) Oxy-Clean
C) My wife takes them down to the creek and beats them on a rock

:-)
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:46 PM
Response to Original message
64. there's a skunk living in my house
how do I get rid of the smell?
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:48 PM
Response to Reply #64
66. Don't Worry - The Skunk Won't Mind
:-)
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HFishbine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 06:58 PM
Response to Reply #66
93. D'oh!
Best post yet!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 04:23 PM
Response to Reply #66
164. just like Martin and Lewis
we two.
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 07:25 PM
Response to Reply #64
98. Declare the skunk a "freedom cat" and bring him to the Lord!!!
:evilgrin:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:22 PM
Response to Reply #98
110. classic
That was a GREAT reply. Freedom cat--LOL
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:47 PM
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65. What do a tornado and a divorce in Freeperville
have in common?

either way, someone is gonna lose a trailer!
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:54 PM
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69. Deleted message
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 04:57 PM
Response to Reply #69
70. Ahem ... I Live In a Trailer .....
...and BOTH my computers have internet access.
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Rich Hunt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:01 PM
Response to Reply #70
75. I'm sure it's a nice trailer, though
...and I'm sure you have all your teeth and don't have to eat roadkill, either.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:04 PM
Response to Reply #75
78. Yes, It Is a Nice Trailer
And I have most of my teeth. I inherited bad teeth from the Irish side of my family......
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:01 PM
Response to Reply #69
74. I didn't know that
do you have the stats that trailer dwellers don't have internet access or are you just being reactionary and bringing your own stereotypes?

Its a joke - its a reaction in a friendly environment to having the right in control for the last several years and condemning our life and lifestyles - its parody, if you like. If you don't like it don't click on the thread.

Sanctimonious and broad brushed screeds and name calling are why Freepers attack us in the first place - thanks for playing along!
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Rich Hunt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:15 AM
Response to Reply #74
139. poor people
It's not about "stats" - it's about actually knowing people who have lived in trailers. The stereotypes are an attack on poor people, who are much less likely to have internet access.

If you read the FR boards, you'll see that there is a lot of poor people bashing going on there as well.

I think you've got the freeper "lifestyle" all wrong.

Some prejudices are apparently more "PC" than others. That's why some vigilante "alerted" my post and got it deleted, while the more offensive ones remain.

As a person from a low-income family, this isn't a "friendly" thread - whether it's in the lounge or not.
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:49 AM
Response to Reply #139
141. Sorry you feel that way
Edited on Tue Sep-16-03 09:49 AM by lunabush
I've lived in trailer and I have been divorced. I have been poor. Further, I did not alert on you. Instead of raining on the parade here, why don't you go start a thread in GD explaining your problem with this thread or my particular posts. I have stated my case, if you choose to accept it or not, and won't continue to be involved in the hijacking of this thread.

btw, I work with poor people, I volunteer with poor youth. I have never made fun of poor people - I have made fun of Freepers and their housing choices.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 08:20 PM
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103. Deleted message
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 08:56 PM
Response to Reply #103
108. just a hit and run complainer, it would appear...
such an offensive thread, geeez... in the lounge, imagine that...
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:01 PM
Response to Original message
73. How many flag stickers on your vehicle?
1) Just one but it's big!
2) I got one on every window!
3) The whole thing is covered with them!
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:02 PM
Response to Reply #73
76. How Many "Jesus Fish" On Your Vehicle?
a) One
b) Two
c) A whole bunch

:-)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:03 PM
Response to Reply #76
77. How Many Bullet Holes In Your Vehicle?
a) One
b) Two
c) A whole bunch

:-)
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Breezy du Nord Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 06:01 PM
Response to Reply #76
90. D) Can't count that high
:)
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Avatar13 Donating Member (103 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:44 PM
Response to Reply #90
116. E) Can't count, period.
I never thoughts I needed some edumacation. Them learning is hard.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 11:25 PM
Response to Reply #73
119. 4) how many covering the windows are meshed so you can see out?
:o
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:05 PM
Response to Original message
79. Poll: Name the top five things Clinton got away with
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:12 PM
Response to Original message
81. Poll: How Many Of Yer Kids Ain't Yers???
a) one
b) Two
c) Three
d) All of them

:-)
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olmy Donating Member (109 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:37 PM
Response to Original message
84. The Beverly Hillbillies...who was Eliemay's cutest critter?
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:41 PM
Response to Original message
85. Poll: Favorite TV Show of All Time
a) Beverly Hillbillies
b) Hee Haw
c) 700 Club
d) Benny Hinn
e) The Farm Report
f) Dukes of Hazzard

:-)
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:48 PM
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86. This Happen to Anybody? My 3-Year-Old Just Shot Off My Left Kneecap.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:50 PM
Response to Reply #86
87. You Should Be Proud Of Yer Little Marksman
Get him an NRA membership for his fourth birthday!!

:-)
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 08:57 AM
Response to Reply #87
137. I would, except he was aiming for his brother
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 07:29 PM
Response to Reply #86
99. Be glad it was the LEFT one!!!
:kick:
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mvd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:55 PM
Response to Original message
88. How many times have you infiltrated DU?
Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 05:55 PM by mvd
A) 1
B) 2
C) 3
D) As many times as you've bashed Klintoon
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 05:55 PM
Response to Original message
89. Help! My son's a QUEER!
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 06:08 PM
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91. My old lady's knocked up! Ask me anything.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 06:36 PM
Response to Original message
92. Cat thread
Boiled, baked or grilled?
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 04:26 PM
Response to Reply #92
165. hey wait a minute!
that was MY thread on DU.
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 07:02 PM
Response to Original message
94. Who else thinks that the Nazis had the best uniforms of WWII?
Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 07:02 PM by rezmutt
:evilgrin:

On edit: fixed a typo, which a freeper would never do!
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 07:07 PM
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96. Car flags -- dry clean or wash??????
:toast:
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 08:04 PM
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101. Ladies, your husband hits you becaese... (pull)
A. He loves you SO MUCH!
B. You really shouldn't have spoken out of turn.
C. Dinner wasn't cooked right.
D. He hates those damn liberals SO MUCH!
F. All of the abuve.
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-21-03 08:21 AM
Response to Reply #101
195. LOL. This is the saddest and funniest reply, IMHO
I nearly choked on my coffee.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 08:41 PM
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105. There's a Klan rally scheduled at the same time
as your weekly bowling night. What do you do?

1.Go to the Klan rally, it's only held twice a year and you get great tips on robe and hood maintenance.
2.Forget the rally and go bowling, you and your buddies have pretty much managed to keep the blacks, queers, and Jews in their place most of the time.
3. Go to the rally, leave early, and still make it for the second half of bowling night where you'll be able to show off your cool outfit!
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:13 PM
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109. We Had a Pro-Bush Rally and THREE PEOPLE Showed Up!!!!!
:-)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:24 PM
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111. Who Should Be Voted Out of the Country?
a) Jane Fonda
b) Susan Sarandon
c) Barbra Streisand
d) Dixie Chicks
e) Bill Clinton
f) Hillary Clinton
g) All of the above

:-)
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:26 PM
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112. The Clintons
All freeper threads concern the Clintons.
A typical Freeper thread will quickly become a bash of XXXlinton. or Hitlery and inane rants against them.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:29 PM
Response to Reply #112
113. Sez You, Ya Liberal Tree-Huggin' COMMIE!!!!!!
:-)
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xJlM Donating Member (955 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 10:36 PM
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115. I have laughed like hell reading through this thread!
I even laughed about all the deleted posts, which were gone when I first read through. And yes, I know better than to laugh at someone whose life circumstances haven't been kind, in fact I detest that sort of behavior.
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 11:20 PM
Response to Original message
118. Poll: What color of the underwear is yur favrit' side?

A: Brown

B: Yellow

C: Red (fur teh ladies)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-15-03 11:32 PM
Response to Reply #118
120. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
:-)
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 12:07 AM
Response to Original message
121. Poll: Yur' favrit' comedian:

A: Dennis Miller

B: Al Jolson

C: Paul Hill

D: Timothy McVeigh
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 12:09 AM
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122. I just hung an Ann Coulter swimsuit calendar in my bunker....
Edited on Tue Sep-16-03 12:10 AM by TroubleMan
ask me anything.
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 12:09 AM
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123. One of the main points I have often made about Free Republic
is that they have no equivalent of The Lounge. Nor is swearing allowed. These are just a couple more differences between ``them'' and ''us.'' :shrug:
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Norbert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 06:55 AM
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127. The United Nations is responsible for

a. The current siruation in Iraq
b. The Black Plague of 1648
c. The crucifiction of Jesus Christ
d. All of the above
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 08:33 AM
Response to Reply #127
134. But what about the Titanic, the
Hindenburg, the Lusitania, McKinley's assasination, and the Civil War? Ain't they responsible for them there happenings as well?
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 08:36 AM
Response to Reply #134
135. No .....
They were all caused by Clinton's penis.

:-)
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 04:24 PM
Response to Reply #135
183. Quite honestly, that's what it seems like they really think!
They are still carping about Monica Lewinsky!!! MoveOn!! :grr:
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 08:12 AM
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129. Should I Join the KKK, the Christian Coalition, or the John Birch Society?
:-)
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 12:07 PM
Response to Reply #129
146. All of the above!
It's all the same dozen people anyway! :bounce:
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 08:20 AM
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130. I'm hiding in my Moms basement until feminism ends.
Ask me anything!
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 08:30 AM
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133. What Beer Goes Best With Possum?
:-)
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 08:46 AM
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136. Name bush* lies that are Clinton's fault
a)bush's 16 word lie in SOTU address is Clinton's fault

b)Iraq capable of nuking US in 45 minutes notice is Clinton's fault

c)bush has not delivered on promises to find Osama bin forgotten or saddam and that is Clinton's fault

d)bush calls it "noo-kyoo-lur", that's gotta be Clinton's fault.
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-03 04:55 AM
Response to Reply #136
180. You left out another favorite!
Despite the surplus during the Clinton years and the huge growth in jobs, the deficit AND current unemployment rate can all be parked on Clinton's doorstep. He's just responsible for anything that goes wrong from now on... :grr:
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:10 AM
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138. The public schools in my county have been "feminized"
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:32 AM
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140. I Posted the 10 Commandments in My Outhouse. Ask Me Anything
:-)
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:53 AM
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142. My Momma an me gonna be on Springer!!!
Lulla-belle, my cuzzin and current main squeeze, invited us on with her. I wonder if it's gonna be a makeover show?
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:58 AM
Response to Reply #142
143. Along With Uncle Dad
:-)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 11:06 AM
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144. I'm Cleaning My Gun. Ask Me Anything.
:-)
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chenGOD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 11:18 AM
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145. this thread has been pretty damned funny...but....
you're all giving far too much credit to the literacy level of freepers. I've even seen a few 3 syllable words in this thread!!!
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 12:48 PM
Response to Original message
147. How Many Windows In Your House Are Covered With Plastic and Duct Tape?
a) One
b) Two
c) Three
d) All of them
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 01:11 PM
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148. Poll: How Many Dogs Live Under Your Porch?
a) One
b) Two
c) Three
d) Four
e) Five
f) Six
g) Not sure - one had puppies.

:-)
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 01:15 PM
Response to Reply #148
149. do they prefer smooth or ribbed?
or "all natural"
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 02:50 PM
Response to Reply #149
153. Hey, this is the Freeper Lounge
...there will be no talk of birth control other than abstinence. I know 6 puppies under the porch is the devil's ultimutt temptation, but be strong!
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 01:54 PM
Response to Reply #148
150. ROFLMAO!
CO Liberal, you just keep getting funnier and funnier!
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mvd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 02:41 PM
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151. Should the death penalty be used on:
a) gays
b) blacks
c) war protestors
d) Bill and Hillary Clinton
e) all of the above
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mvd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 02:41 PM
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152. Help! My daughter wants to have an abortion
:-)
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 03:12 PM
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154. My godless, anti-American, commie, heathen
in-laws are coming for a visit, should I hide my Nazi memorabilia?
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mvd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 03:18 PM
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155. Is George Bush too liberal for you?
n/t
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 03:32 PM
Response to Reply #155
156. Is David Duke Too Liberal For You?
:-)
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mvd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 03:50 PM
Response to Reply #156
158. I like that one, too
Good job on this board, CO Liberal! :thumbsup:
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Darranar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-03 10:09 PM
Response to Reply #156
190. David Duke...
is a far left wing treehugging bleading heart red commie. :-)
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-03 10:37 PM
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191. I'm sure that's exactly what
he is to the freakers! Attila the Hun is too "librul" for them!
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 03:46 PM
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157. My wife didn't like her birthday gift.
Should I:

a. Hit her
b. Hit her and use the bait myself
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 04:03 PM
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159. Ooooeeeeeyyyyy! Schlitz and Raccoon tonight, Ma shore is a good'un
She ain't my sister, but I'd still do' Coulter.

Yew don't like arrr cuntry, den gedda hell out.

Bush is a waryer.

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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 04:08 PM
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160. LOL!
eom
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 04:18 PM
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161. Woo-Hoo! I Saw Ted Nugent Today! Ask Me Anything.
:-)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 04:19 PM
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162. I Don't Know Shit. Don't Ask Me Nuttin'
:-)
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 04:30 PM
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166. Things to do think about while mopping up after the night manager has
cashed out the register and left you to clean up:

1.) Betty Ann
2.) Aunt Tilly
3.) That doe-eyed ewe!
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Avatar13 Donating Member (103 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 05:12 PM
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167. which is the correct spelling?
A) moran
B) morone
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kwolf68 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 05:19 PM
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168. OK

How Many Hours a day to you listen to Rush?

A-I don't
B-3 Hours
C-6 Hours


What is your favorite pro-freedom organization?

A-ACLU
B-NRA
C-KKK

Who is your favorite politician?

A-John Kennedy
B-Ronald Reagan
C-Adolf Hitler


Which of the following is a constitutional amendment?

A-Providing womens suffrage
B-Shootin' Turkeys
C-Having the Christian Faith taught in schools


Which is the biggest affront to freedom?

A-Diminishing civil rights
B-Athiests
C-Removing the confederate flag


What do you believe is the foundation of Conservative ideology?

A-Me
B-Myself
C-I


What do you believe is the foundation of Liberal ideology?

A-An altruistic belief that a nation can reach its full potential when exercised in a completely democratic way
B-It's really socialism
C-They are commie traitors who should be executed


If there is a sign by the river that says, "Don't swim here...toxic waste" what do you do?

A-I leave the area to avoid being contaminated
B-I bitch and moan about the EPA and big government and leave the area so I won't be contaminated
C-I jump in and swim. Pollution doesn't exist...it is merely left-wing lies to make us communists


What do you love the most?

A-My family
B-My Guns
C-My self


What is the most atrocious thing mankind has ever done?

A-The Holocaust, Genocide and Slavery (I have to pick all 3)
B-Created gun control
C-Elected Bill Clinton






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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 08:41 PM
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169. I admit to spending some time on Free Republic
I registered one night a long time ago when somneone here posted a link and I'd had a couple of glasses of wine. I only go back if I am feeling particularly strong. They have no equivalent of The Lounge, but do post some lighthearted threads in their General Discussion forum. The ones I've seen are usually Bill or Hillary bashing and they are still seriously fixated on Monica Lewinsky. I have also seen a couple of animal threads. Both were anti, not pro-animal. :-(
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:08 PM
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170. Bump
As they say over there........
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olmy Donating Member (109 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:17 PM
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171. Let's support Jan Crouch and her new makeover website.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:27 PM
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172. Wal-Mart lingerie, is it too racy for a mother's day gift?
.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:29 PM
Response to Reply #172
173. Yup. Give 'Er Ammo Instead
:-)
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:31 PM
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174. I just got done nailing 60 thousand little white crosses in front of my
church...ask me anything.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 09:34 PM
Response to Reply #174
175. I Just Got Done Nailing Becky Sue In The Choir Loft. Ask Me Anything
:-)
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Djinn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-03 10:55 PM
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176. Ban Ban Ban
Michael Moore is making a movie - even though I assert repeatedly that no-one watches his movies I think we should organise a boycott
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-03 01:34 AM
Response to Reply #176
177. I assert that you are too well-spoken to be taken seriously
in this low-brow vein. :shrug:

Welcome to DU, Djinn! :toast:

I recently saw ``Bowling for Columbine'' and liked it and recommended it to my friends! So there! :-)


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Djinn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-03 02:19 AM
Response to Reply #177
178. Too true
Thanks Rhiannon12866

You're right - decent use of english probably signposts you as a Freep "intruder" and would get you banned instantly! :evilgrin:
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SideshowScott Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-03 04:27 AM
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179. Is it gay when someone thinks Bush looked HOT on the aircraft carrier
A freind not me..now pardon me while i watch two sweaty men fondle each other in the WWE,
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-03 10:25 AM
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182. Poll: Favorite Target
a) Beer can
b) Beer bottle
c) Neighbor's cat
d) Picture of Bill or Hillary Clinton

:-)
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 11:03 PM
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184. Question
Does Ann Coulter shave a 'Hitler moustache' 'down there'?
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LTR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-03 11:05 PM
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185. I burned my first cross tonight. Ask me anything (nm)
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-20-03 08:44 PM
Response to Reply #185
186. Wait till ya burn yer
100th, ain't that a rush! Ya gets ta sleep with Annie Coulter after yer 50th, especially if it's on the front yard of a Mooslum fam'ly!
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Best_man23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-21-03 06:07 AM
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193. HELP, my neighbor just bought a Toyota!
Is he a pussy communist?
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-21-03 07:25 PM
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196. Which is yer fav'rite magazine?
1. God, Guns, and Glory
2. National Review
3. John Birch Society Newsletter
4. Liberals are the Antichrist Archeological Review
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-21-03 07:43 PM
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198. Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore!
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-21-03 07:53 PM
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199. I'm starting 8th grade tomorrow and I'm having JimRob's baby...
...ask me anything!
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mvd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-22-03 10:20 PM
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200. More
The Official Rush Limbaugh Dittohead Thread

I'm going to Messiah College - ask me anything!

Favorite Ann Coulter book?

Christ wasn't a Jew! (that's how stupid they get)




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