My left butt cheek cost us this election!

[Habibi]

It's just too damn left, I guess. Off with it!

[Ducks In A Row]

1. and here I thought it was the wart on my right pinky finger

[Habibi]

4. Cripes, no

that's just a conspiracy theory. Tin-foil hatter. Freeper. You gave it away by identifying your *right* pinky finger.

[motely36]

2. Thanks for that

I was thinking of leaving for a while, but maybe I'll just stay in the lounge.

After all, I'm really close to 100 posts!

[Habibi]

5. Hey, congrats!

You made the count. 100 posts means you're officially on probation.

(no, seriously, keep on a-postin'. Took me almost 2 years to get up to 1000 posts.)

[Abelman]

3. yeah

I dig me some lounge action.

[Mike W.]

6. It was our un-Christian immorality that cost us the election

Our evil immoral ways drove the Good Christian folk to the polls. At least that's what the mainstream press is saying. They keep pushing that BS and now we see the Dem Party going along with it.

[tigereye]

7. no they outorganized us

we won't make that mistake again. And welcome to DU!

[billyskank]

8. No, it was my fault.

I went to bed. Should have known better. How will I ever make it up to you all?

[cubsfan forever]

9. Uh, but wouldn't that cause

you to lean even more to the left? :-)

Professor 2

Besides, its my fault: I am a Cubs fan for Kerry and you know about the bad luck WE bring. I truly apologize for messing up our chances.

Professor 2

[Skittles]

10. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

CONCENTRATING ON YO' LEFT CHEEK