What do you suppose the fundies would do if the rapture came...

[Liberal Veteran]

...and WE were the one's who disappeared?

[jjmalonejr]

1. Call God a flip-flopper

[smiley_glad_hands]

3. LOL eom

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. they could act out...

their favorite characters in the "Left Behind" series

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. Who says that won't happen?

I think that when the Rapture comes the fundies will be greatly surprised.

[Liberal Veteran]

9. As do I....they call themselves the majority but remember..

"Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it."

So if they are the majority then they are taking the broad and wide road.

[spatlese]

5. Finally admit they voted for the Devil

[BiggJawn]

6. Man, would *I* ever be SHOCKED!

"Where am I, and who the fuck are YOU?"

"You're in Heaven, and watch your mouth, I'm GAWD..."

"I don't believe in you"

"WHAT-Evah...You're talking to Me, aren't you?"

"Oh...Yeah...Gotta point there, Gawd..."

"How many Virgins you want, Jawnn?"

"WHAT????"

"Just kidding <heh-heh>"

[LisaLynne]

7. We should like pick a day and all hide!

Then, the Freeper Fundies would be freaking! They'd be out in the streets, crying how they got "left behind". Haha.

[Liberal Veteran]

11. Oh, that would be great!

LOL!

But we would need to like leave our clothes on chairs and stuff in front of a meal and stuff like that.

[Bjornsdotter]

8. You mean....

....after they crap their pants??

They'd start blaming Clinton.

Cheers,
Kim :toast:

[Tom Kitten]

10. I've heard the first thing Jesus will do when he returns is

lower the price of oil to 15 dollars a barrel...:D

[Liberal Veteran]

12. That's true he'll turn the water into oil....unfortunately...

...the price of water will shoot up to 60 bucks a barrel.

[the Princess]

13. Take all the *GOOD* cars.