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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 07:55 PM
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I just accidentally sent porn to my girlfriend's mom. Ask me anything.
:o

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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 07:56 PM
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1. How did you manage this as an 'accident?'
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 07:58 PM
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6. er...
my finger slipped?

I did not know her Mom was on the messenger at the time. Face has not been this red in YEARS. Oy.

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 07:59 PM
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7. oh
OH. hahahaha
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:08 PM
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18. Duuude.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:16 PM
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23. THANK YOU!!!
Make it a triple. Bottle. Three bottles. Sweet friggin' jeebus on a pointy unlubed stick! I'm such an ass.

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Lizz612 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 07:57 PM
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2. How? And who were you tring to send it too? nt
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cherryperry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 07:57 PM
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3. okay
Why are you subconsciously attracted to your girlfriend's mom?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:02 PM
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10. Er, um...
:P

Like to keep it all in the family? I AM a Southerner, ya know...

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 07:57 PM
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4. Was it gay porn, lesbian porn, hetero porn, bestiality porn, or
necrophilia porn?

There's also a type of porn involving scatology, but I'd rather not go there...
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:05 PM
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15. It was hetero porn
but FAR from yer average whitebread hetero porn. Dear Gawd what these women must think of me at this point. Dear, dear gawd...

O8)
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oustemnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:14 PM
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21. it wasn't bukkake, was it?
dear god, tell me it wasn't bukkake!

or at least not www.knottyclown.com

(Note: not for the faint of heart)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:14 PM
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22. Bloody 'ell, you're SERIOUS?!?!?!?
Holy bleep! That'll make for an interesting discussion around the dinner table...
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:17 PM
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24. yus, my heart would be beating again by now
if it had been a joke.

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okieinpain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 10:46 PM
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44. what if she likes it, and rubs your feet under the table
.
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 07:57 PM
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5. oh my god
You could always say you got infected with a virus that sends porn to people in your address book?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:00 PM
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9. actually,
I was on the phone with her as I posted this thread - it seems to be more of a joke than a big deal, which is a relief. And have I mentioned, Oy?!?

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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 07:59 PM
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8. How did you know she got it instead of your girlfriend?
Did she like, call you about it?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:03 PM
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12. no, I got the reply
that told me who she was. My face reddened. Oy.

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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:02 PM
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11. Cripes!
What a moran...you must be mortified! :D
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:04 PM
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13. mortified, and in need of
either a shot of tequila or a firm slap in the face.

Maybe both. At the same time.

Oy.

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kanrok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:04 PM
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14. Say
Is she a MILF?
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Ohio Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:06 PM
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16. What are you going to do when she comes on to you?
What if she misinterprets this whole thing and it turns her on?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:08 PM
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17. same thing I do when any women come on to me
turn beet red, stammer some, and puke like Stan Marsh. ;-)

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Ohio Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:10 PM
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19. LOL
That's really the only good reply you could have made.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 10:20 PM
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40. Do You , uh,
get many dates that way?

I need to know. I might need to alter my technique. :)
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 10:21 PM
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41. no, hardly any at all
but when it works, it gets ya the REAL winners. ;-)

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:12 PM
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20. Are you trying to seduce Mrs Robinson?
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Mandate My Ass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:17 PM
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25. I find you so f***ing irresistable right now
Even moreso than usual if that's possible. Teee heee. :evilgrin:

I can just picture them with their hands on their hips and expressions of mock indignation in response to your sexually irrepressible nature.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:24 PM
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26. yeah, well...
you didn't see the pic I sent.

Jeezuz - you guys REALLY need to think twice before inviting me to be around decent human beings ever again. I'm showing my true colors here. Beet friggin' red.

But you can PM me for a private show anytime, hon. ;-)

:P

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:37 PM
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29. Are you talking to me?
Oh. I see. :-)
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Zech Marquis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:26 PM
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27. I hope it wasn't any homemade porn my friend
otherwise ma and pa will be greeting you with the old shotgun in the morning :evilgrin:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:35 PM
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28. no, but
she has since examined the pic and tells me she thinks it looks like her. I have impeccable taste in porn, you see. ;-)

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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:37 PM
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30. So, uh... Whatcha gonna do for an encore?
Dare we ask? ;-)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:38 PM
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31. Did she dig it?
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ProudGerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:40 PM
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32. I can't really comment
I, ummmm, would have to see just how hardcore this piece was before passing judgement. Wouldn't want to fly off the handle and start assuming things. So yeah, in the interest of fairness and objectivity, I'm gonna have to see this piece of porn.

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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:41 PM
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33. Okay... calm down now... this might not be a "bad thing"
there are no shotgun-toting father/husband types at the door yet?

Good.


What's the link... PM perferred please.
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RoeBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:45 PM
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34. Quick...
...blame your little brother!
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:47 PM
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35. pesky porn gnomes!
Insidious MS plot?

I know! Clinton's penis did it!

;-)

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 09:00 PM
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37. Nobody ever sends ME porn by accident....
:-(
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 08:59 PM
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36. Was this it? AVERT your eyes!
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 10:07 PM
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38. AAAAARGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!
The BURNING!! :( :cry:

You owe me a new set of eyeballs, Mr. Gump...*shudder*
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 10:17 PM
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39. It looks like HER??
Her the mama or her the girlfriend?

I guess we'll have to wait and see if you get invited to dinner at her house or not. And whether Mama or Daughter does the inviting. You might really be in trouble boy - what happens if you end up with two girlfriends because of this? Oh the shame, oh the horror!

P.S. Mr. Gump, I hope you realize you are going straight to hell for posting that. But until you do, you have to go stand in the corner.


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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 10:32 PM
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43. Sounds like fun :-)
Yep, I'll go stand in the corner over here. Right over here. This is where I'll be, if anyone wants to send me porn....

Right over here....

In the corner...
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-14-03 10:31 PM
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42. Your eyeballs look just fine to me
While I'm here, want me to check your tonsils?
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