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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:46 PM
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Poll question: What is Barbara Bush doing right now?
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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:48 PM
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1. Chained to a wall in the basement, railing against her chains...
Waiting for the next full moon....
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:48 PM
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2. beating up someone
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Tempest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:48 PM
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3. Opening the liquor cabinet
Anticipating a visit from George.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:48 PM
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4. Beating her genitals with a baseball bat.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:50 PM
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9. mmm, that's some tenderized roast beef
:D
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stubertmcfly Donating Member (285 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:49 PM
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5. dusting dubya's room...
...getting it ready for him to move back in!
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:49 PM
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6. Which Barbara?
Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 03:50 PM by CO Liberal
The old one is shitting a brick. The young one is getting drunk with her sister, just like any other afternoon....
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:49 PM
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7. Peeing in Limbaugh's mouth.
What? No Hicks fans yet?
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sister moon Donating Member (391 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:50 PM
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8. Plucking her chin whiskers and shaving her balls.
Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 03:51 PM by sister moon
She's "the big silver douche bag". --George Carlin
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:50 PM
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10. Satanic Rituals
They won't work this time.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:51 PM
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11. scheming to get the last can of Anchovies on Earth from Philip J. Fry
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:52 PM
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12. Getting ready to "comfort" her little boy..............
Take that however you wish.
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 03:58 PM
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13. ew
just ewwww
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the Princess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:07 PM
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14. beating the crap out of Monkey boy!
Barbara: "You no good piece of shit - just like your father" (while pummeling Monkey Boy)

Monkey Boy: "No momma No - I'm sorry - stop momma stop."

Pickles: "Beat him good Babs - kick his ass."

LMAO

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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:23 PM
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19. I love it!
I can just see it.

G'on Babs whup his ass!
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:14 PM
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15. Helping Laura make up a list
of what items to plunder from the White House before January.
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RollergirlVT Donating Member (452 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:15 PM
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16. Choking on a pretzel.
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:17 PM
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17. Isn't it Cocktail Hour in Kennebunkport?
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:21 PM
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18. Hold her head in one hand
Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 04:22 PM by ronnykmarshall
and a scotch in the other moaning "oh my beautiful mind, oh my beautiful mind! Married one loser and birthed another!".

http://diariesofbarbarabush.blogspot.com/
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:31 PM
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20. Stuffing opium suppositories like there's no tomorrow!
And, with the way it looks, there won't be! :evilgrin:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:41 PM
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21. soiling her *draws*
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midnight armadillo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 04:45 PM
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22. Snorting coke while masturbating furiously
Whoooo baby!!!!!
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