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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 02:00 PM
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Important: report all bowel problems in this special thread!
Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 02:01 PM by HEyHEY
THey will be forwarded to the right people who will make corking jokes in the best interest of humour on this day.


I'm sure we could all use a laugh.
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clydefrand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 02:03 PM
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1. My husband is preparing for a colonoscopy for tomorrow
Don't make them too funny. I want him to have time to get to the bathroom!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 02:05 PM
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2. bada boom!
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truthpusher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 02:09 PM
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3. two words....'explosive diarrhea'....a co-worker of mine gave me a tip..
...he said, if you ever don't want your boss to question why you took the day off...tell them you have 'explosive diarrhea'.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 02:13 PM
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4. I haven't taken a dump in days
...but that's one of the joys of my medications. Oh, but when it rains-- it SHOOTS.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 02:13 PM
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5. .
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