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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 11:57 AM
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Velma just called me from her precinct - holy shit, y'all!
She came out as a closeted freetard! Told me that all morning, she's been handing out free donuts to pasty fat white guys in business suits reading the Wall Street Journal and checking stock prices on their fancy little blackberry rimjob machines. And kicking puppies. And pushing little old ladies out into traffic. Said she voted Badnarik, 'cause she knew TX was in the bag for *. I'm SHOCKED, I tell ya!
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mr_hat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:00 PM
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1. Somebody bring Velma pudding. STAT.
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pagerbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:02 PM
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2. Mmmmmmmmmm............pudding........................
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sister moon Donating Member (391 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:04 PM
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3. Bitch!
:evilgrin:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:05 PM
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4. You are SO in for it when she sees this!
Too bad I won't see it till tomorrow. :(
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sister moon Donating Member (391 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:21 PM
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5. Hee-hee!
Me feeling wicked today.:evilgrin:
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:24 PM
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6. Are you ignoring me???


:P
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:28 PM
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7. No
Why would you think that?

Have you not voted already?
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:32 PM
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8. yes, I voted last week
but I got my star back recently, and felt like playing with my avatar. Oscar suits me nicely, these days.

:D
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:33 PM
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10. Yay!
Just checkin'. :D
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kitkatrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:33 PM
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9. Well, I'll eat some popcorn just for you.
:evilgrin:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:34 PM
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11. OOooh thanks for the reminder!
I need to pick up some jiffy pop on the way home, too!

:D
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kitkatrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:39 PM
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12. After class,
I'm going to the grocery store to stock up for a party of one (or two, depends on how things go :D) or provisions for a prolonged depression.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:14 PM
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15. Braggart!
;)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 12:43 PM
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13. naw, Velma always behaves like that
she's no freeptard
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:14 PM
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14. Are you sure
you don't need to jump in the car and go over there and KICK HER ASS?!?
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-02-04 01:18 PM
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16. Velma is a dominatrix
yes indeed, that's MISTRESS VELMA to you. As such, she has no need for a Skittles ass-kicking
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