Casting the DU soap opera 2: Who wants to be the scheming head resident?

[Bossy Monkey]

The first thread got completely out of hand (but in a good way) here:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
Feel free to continue the madness here. Keep in mind that anybody or everybody can also have an evil twin brother/sister or be replaced by another actor/actress who looks completely different when/if a movie deal or nighttime series comes calling. Be careful or I'll post the soap parody some buddies and I already wrote. (It ran to 13 pp, so I don't think I'll be posting it here.)

Note to John Kleeb: I tried to get a cast list together, but just despaired when it got too complicated too fast. Anybody who wants to come up with a title is welcome to, although I'm leaning towards Search For Democracy due to the DU origins. (Yeah, I know it isn't funny...) Anyway, you can always be the rebel teen with the motorcycle and the leather jacket with Kucinich's picture on the back.

[JohnKleeb]

1. lol I thought I was a geek

like a geeky kid and that damn carpenter kid is still screwing my ma. I thought I got a girl and if I dont

[blondeatlast]

6. I swear, I'll cast her by tomorrow.

Let's see, we need:

intelligent
funny
young
liberal
ability to toss off one-liners
sassy

Any ideas DUers?

Why was the first thread locked?

[Bossy Monkey]

13. First one locked 'cause this one (sort of) constituted double posting

I turned in an alert to let them know I'd started a second one, but left it up to mods to lock or not as they chose; they chose the former, which seems pretty reasonable to me, considering how long it had gotten.

[blondeatlast]

14. Aaaahhh. Good thinking.

[blondeatlast]

11. Darth Kitten, perhaps?

[Bossy Monkey]

2. "well this went over somewhat less well than the first one" kick (n/t)

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. As the Democracy Churns?

n/t

[Cheswick2.0]

4. You could call it Days of our Discontent

!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

5. Come on now

You know you thought what I and leftist did was hilarious. Oh by the way, Trog the catfight you were speaking of in that thread was a joooooke. LOL

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Definitely! I just started the new one to relieve us dialuppers (n/t)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

9. Oh I get it

LOL yeah good idea

[blondeatlast]

8. Of course! That's it . . .

John Kleeb has a twin brother, rebellious and smarter and very politically active; a real thorn in the side of the town's powers that be!

[blondeatlast]

10. "Days of Our Yaks" (ducking)

The Guiding Angst

Santa General Discussion Forum

[blondeatlast]

12. How about you, UDL?

Your devilishly clever ways got all this started . . .

[Bossy Monkey]

15. I play myself, the middle-aged flake

but if nobody else volunteers for scheming head resident, I'd definitely be up for that.

[Bossy Monkey]

16. Prime time kick

then I swear I'll leave it alone

[Aristus]

17. I'll be the soulful, sensitive guy in town who's a bit of an

outsider, and never lasts on daytime TV unless he's turned into a sexual tiger, or acquires an evil twin, or both.