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dave29 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 09:59 PM
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I haven't peed in seven days... ask me anything.
Quickly, please.
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Catch22Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:00 PM
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1. why?
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:00 PM
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2. Foley? or kidney disease?
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:00 PM
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3. want some water?
:evilgrin:
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Kierkegaard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:01 PM
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4. That isn't possible and you know it.
Go relieve yourself, just in case I'm wrong...
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:01 PM
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errr..need some
penicillin? :(
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burrowowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:01 PM
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5. 7 days and
you are not dead yet. To be entered in the medical journals of modern marvels.
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Maiden England Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:02 PM
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6. has anyone asked if you are pregnant
cause with a bladder that swollen...
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:06 PM
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7. Can you hear the water running in my sink?
How about the waterfall?
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:08 PM
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8. Return that beer you rented NOW !
this is an order from the National Beer Renters Club.
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:08 PM
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9. Can you taste it, literally? nt
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Heyo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:08 PM
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10. Oh..
.. so you weren't really born with yellow eyes?

Heyo
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:11 PM
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11. Catheter?
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Dookus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:12 PM
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12. sigh
take off the condom when you're done screwing!!
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dave29 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 10:12 PM
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13. heh. A friend of mine once walked into a room and actually said this
Edited on Mon Nov-01-04 10:13 PM by dave29
it was the strangest thing he had ever said, and we laughed for about a half an hour. I'm not sure what made me say it - other than I'd like to spend the next half hour laughing.

He was not being straight up though, he had actually just come from the bathroom (in case anyone was concerned).
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