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Philosophy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:01 AM
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What does it mean if my sweat smells like a skunk?
I have really odd B O today. I feel kinda weird too, but I think that's because I just ate all my Halloween candy. Am I dying?
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mark11727 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:02 AM
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1. Lay off the skunkburgers, Phil. :o)
Sorry, I've got the pre-election jitters.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:03 AM
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2. "What does it mean if my sweat smells like a skunk?"
Umm-You're a skunk?
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rednek_Liberal Donating Member (243 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:04 AM
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3. Yes, repent now and beg forgivness.....
Sign here --->_______________________
I (State yer name) give all my worldly junk and stuff to
Rednek_Liberal, who rulz.
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:04 AM
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4. It means that you should invest in some heavy duty deodorant.
If you don't normally smell like that, it's probably something you ate.
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Philosophy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:11 AM
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7. I'm thinking it's something I ate
I've been making some sort of skunky-smelling gas too.
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:05 AM
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5. Easily Diagnosed
You have something called the ROVEIAN SWEATS.

The only known cure is to vote against the ROVE empire.
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demosincebirth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:08 AM
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6. Bath or shower might help
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Philosophy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:13 AM
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9. I think I'll take a shower and go to bed
G'Night! :boring:
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Dem_Loyalist Donating Member (234 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:14 AM
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11. I was thinking the same
But didn't want to be the first to say it, lol.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:12 AM
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8. I dunno
but I want some of what you're smoking!

;-)

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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:14 AM
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10. you're already dead
after all, it IS halloween
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Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:16 AM
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12. Are you talking like Maurice Chevalier?
and chasing black cats that have just had a white stripe painted on their back?
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JohnnyRingo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:24 AM
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13. I heard this story about a guy that had that.... He was sent to
Edited on Mon Nov-01-04 12:25 AM by JohnnyRingo
...exploratory surgery.

When they cut him open, the stench put the O.R. nurse into a coma or something. It escaped as a green fog, I think

I wouldn't worry about it though


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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:28 AM
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14. it means you were bit by a radioactive skunk and are transforming
into SKUNKMAN.

Just accept your fate and live in a dumpster.
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greblc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 12:37 AM
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15. It's time to mate...
and make little skunks?
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ProgressiveDave Donating Member (64 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 01:06 AM
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16. have you been eating much garlic lately?
i eat a lot of it, and it definitely affects the...aroma.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 02:06 AM
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17. quit drinking Heineken
or Rolling Rock
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 02:15 AM
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18. too much beer
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 02:35 AM
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19. you've been f***ing a skunk
quit it already
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-01-04 02:41 AM
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20. Is Mickey's big mouth beer involved ?
did you have sex with Coulter lately ?
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