Okay why can't ghosts have babies

[plcdude]

this one is not tough.

[jadedcherub]

1. Badum PSH....

[neuvocat]

2. Oh I get it.

Because they don't have any uteruses and therefor the child doesn't stay in place. It would fall to the ground and that would be pretty awful.

[mark0rama]

7. Or, to steal a line from "Life of Brian",

Where's the fetus going to gestate? Are you going to keep it in a box?

[Parrcrow]

3. they don't really exist

babies are a myth.

[plcdude]

4. because they

have halloweenies.

[JSJ]

5. becuase the daddy ghosts have 'hollow weenies'

[plcdude]

10. yes you

win. Very good.

[Worst Username Ever]

6. They are asexual and are therefore unable to reproduce.

hehe. Hell if I know.

[sangh0]

8. Because the men ghosts

have hollow weenies!!

[Worst Username Ever]

9. *groan*

[plcdude]

11. lost by just

minute better luck next time

[one_true_leroy]

12. do you really....

want to end the day thinking of ghost 'knockin' boots?'

[Gyre]

13. WTF? What about Casper?

Gyre

[hyphenate]

15. Casper was a child

when he died. That's why he's a child ghost.

There are lots of ghost babies, but they got there that way, they weren't produced on that side. :)

[MrMonk]

delete

..

[MrMonk]

16. Ghosts can't have normal sex

To keep their numbers up, they have to recruit.

[Wilber_Stool]

14. Because they have

narrow urethras.