Ok if my dog farts ONE MORE TIME, she is going in the garage for the night

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

and I NEVER do that.

My eyes are watering. Seriously. Can't..........breathe.........

[Maple]

1. What did you feed her???

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

8. Her normal dog food!

I am perplexed.

Why are dog farts the absolute worst in the world? Worse than ANY human one?

[miss_kitty]

37. ask your vet about charcol pills

or maybe a checkup is in order. But if it's 'just gas' charcoal pills should make it better

:D

[Maple]

15. And she didn't eat anything else?

Like say...a dead squirrel or something?

I ask because one of my dogs came in and threw a half digested one up on the floor once.

Or maybe someone else fed her some other food you are unaware of?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

20. Oh gross!!!

Now there IS this squirrel that has been torturing my dog for about two years and if she finally got him, then that would explain it but gross!

There she goes again, dammit.

[Maple]

26. It was definitely gross

and it stunk to high heaven.

And had I known I certainly wouldn't have let her eat it...but it was a surprise.

I hate surprises. :)

[kikiek]

2. Poor dear. That wouldn't make her tummy feel better. She must

be hurting.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

6. Huh. Sure doesn't LOOK like she's hurting.

She just looks up at me and grins.

I'm going to have to step out for some oxygen in a second.

[kikiek]

9. We have boston terriers. They are unreal sometimes.

[susanna]

28. LOL...

My now 10-year-old dog NEVER had gas until this past year. Now, I'm ducking for cover. It is completely vile, in a way that defies description. (For those helpful folks who will doubtless ask: no, I have never changed her food. Her digestive tract just aged or something.)

What's worse, she seems to enjoy the whole farting process (it's a novelty to her, stumbling on it so late in life), and just looks up at me, smiles and then WAGS HER TAIL.

I think she knows more than she lets on. Ack. ;-)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

29. It's like sulfuric acid

and rotting carcass and rotten eggs and feces all rolled together.

The one night I'm not congested, too.

[getoffmytrain]

32. GROSS!, lol.

[susanna]

33. Not congested? I wouldn't survive.

Luckily I'm perpetually stuffed up or I can't imagine what it would actually be like. What does make it through the stuffy filter is very, very ugly...

[texas1928]

3. Ouch

Well I usually am the one farting and making the cats leave the room. They give me the strangest looks when I do and they are leaving.

[qnr]

4. Amazing, isn't it? I know what I fed them, so

when, precisely, did they dig up and eat the putrid corpse of a 3 week dead skunk?

[Dookus]

5. Tucker let one loose before

in the NEXT ROOM and I hadda step outside 'til it cleared.

Who's been feeding my dog cabbage and turnips?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

7. Exactly!

Thank you! God all she eats is what I feed her, UNLESS Little Moonbeam has been feeding her pizza with black olives and pumpkin pie again!

Grrrrrrr.

[Jackpine Radical]

10. You could always light matches

and throw them at her.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

12. I think that's worse than the garage.

Once I fall asleep I won't smell them anymore.

One was so bad tonight, she jumped up and looked at her ass in alarm.

[bo44]

11. out of control giggling

fart and dookie jokes kill me

thank you

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

13. Ok here's another

just kidding. I was really serious. I turned on the ceiling fan and stepped outside a few times tonight. My daughter came in the room then started coughing and asked me if I felt ok. Had to explain it was the dog.

She looked at me like "yeah, right."

[bo44]

14. too too funny

just don't light any matches

[Dookus]

16. a few years ago I had a dog

who somehow managed to steal a jar of peanut butter, open the lid, and eat most of it.

for three days it was nothing but peanut-butter dog farts. UN Weapons inspectors were knocking at the door.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

18. LMAO

peanut butter dog farts, probably something I can live the rest of my life without smelling.

[Dem_Loyalist]

38. This is a true story

When I was in high school I used to hide smoke in my room and my dog would hunt around till he found it then eat it all. I remember one time finding him downstairs INSIDE the dog food bag after stuffing himself. Who would have thought dogs would get the munchies too.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

17. OMG!!! ANOTHER!!!!

Seriously I'm starting to wonder if she isn't sick or something. She doesn't seem bothered by it at all, but DAYUM.

[Dookus]

19. ok

now you're protesting a little TOO much... I'm beginning to think yoiur daughter's onto something.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

23. I don't fart

I'm a lady!

[Pump Man]

34. YOU MUST ME JOKING

VOTE-----http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6092749

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

35. No, not joking.

No true lady.....does THAT.

[Pump Man]

39. no true lady does that in public. is what you meant to say

vote---http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6092749

[havocmom]

27. Do you have any yogurt in the house?

Might not hurt to give the dog some, espceially if it is one with really good active cultures. Often helps get the flora and fauna in the gut back where it should be.

Or, you cold sneak puppy into the local GOP... Nah, forget I mentioned it.

[winga222]

21. Stop, I'm Crying

Thanks, best laugh I've had in forever!

[nothingSOXmeanymore]

22. Not only does my dog fart but his ass has human sound effects

I have to put his food up on a chair for him to eat so he won't suck so much air up with it.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

25. OMG that's gross

rarely ever do you HEAR a dog fart, they are mostly SBDs.

But like I said earlier in the thread, one of hers tonight was so powerful she jumped up and stared at her ass. Kinda alarmed.

[7th_Sephiroth]

24. feed the dog a pig-ear

works on our dog, Fartmachine 9,000

[MuseRider]

30. I had a lab once

who had some unusual habits. Every time he sneezed he would slam his nose into something, the wall or the floor usually. Every time he farted he would jump like he had been shot or it had propelled him forward, spin around, sniff under his tail and look at us. Then he would huff on off like we had offended him. Seriously, even when outside. It was occasionally embarrassing. Good luck, I HATE dog farts and if I was not a lady I would torture them back.

[auburngrad82]

42. I've got one that stops what he's doing and sniffs his own butt.

I think he's just kind of saying "did I do that???"

[Pump Man]

31. I DO NOT ALLOW ANYBODY IN MY HOUSE THAT CAN OUT FART ME

THIS ALSO MEANS ANIMALS VOTE---http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6092749

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

36. I don't let anyone in the house who can outbelch me

I am the CHAMPION belcher of all time.

(Secret: stick your tongue out as you belch; it amplifies the sound.)

[GingerSnaps]

40. My Golden Sheppard girl use to fart

Of course no sound came out they were SBL's aka silent but lethal. The only time that she would fart was right before we had company enter the door.

[auburngrad82]

41. Are you alone with the dog???

I'm just asking in case there's someone else there that might be blaming the dog for something the dog didn't do...