Jewish Joke of the Day

[Beaverhausen]

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 famous passengers on
board but only four parachutes left.

The first passenger said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
player. The Lakers need me. I can't afford to die ... " So he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the
former president of the United States. I am also the most ambitious
woman in the world and I am a New York Senator and a potential future president." She just took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, said: "Out of my way. I'm
President of the United States of America, the greatest and cleverest President in American history. I'm even greater than my Daddy. I have to lead the world's greatest superpower nation in and out of war. America can't afford for me to die." So he quickly grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, turned to the fifth passenger, a
Lubavitcher Rebbe, and said, "I am old and frail so I don't have many years left. As a good Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The Rebbe turned to him and said, "Thank you, but it's really OK.
There are enough parachutes for both of us. 'America's greatest and
cleverest President' has just taken my Tallis bag."

[a_random_joel]

1. Mazel Tov!

[da_chimperor]

2. Ok, i'm sure it's really great, but what is a tallis bag?

:shrug:

[clydefrand]

4. Tallis according to dictionary.com

A shawl with ritually knotted fringe at each of four corners traditionally worn by Jewish males, especially at morning prayer. Also called prayer shawl.

He's gonna need more than a prayer shawl to save his little ass.

[da_chimperor]

5. Ok, i've got it now

I've seen men wearing them in photos of the wailing wall in jerusalem.

[maveric]

3. Please dont get PC, OK? What do you get when you cross a Jew(ish person)

with a Pole?

A janitor that owns the building.

Please dont flame me.

[bloodyjack]

7. THAT IS EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE

actually I'm going to have to tell that every attractive woman I know

Here's one:

What did the Polish mom say when she discovered her daughter was pregnant?

"Are you sure it's yours?"

Ba dum tshhhh

[IronLionZion]

6. oye ve!

that's funny!

[Gothmog]

8. LOL

Thank you for sharing.