Peter Griffin Best Lines

[Dukkha]

NHE HE HE HE HE HE HE HEH!

"Look at me! I'm a Christian! I'm reading the bible."

"That was then and this is now. And this is a chair. And that's a lamp. And you have boobies. And I'm gonna find that trophy."

"Math my dear boy is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology."

"Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it."

[SmileyBoy]

1. "Wait a minute Lois, did you just say 'Big Meat'???

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH....

[Dalvis]

2. my favorite....

"And if you're pure of heart indeed, you will go to a beautiful place called Heaven . . . Nah, I'm yankin' ya! You just rot in the ground."

- Peter Griffin from Family Guy teaching Sunday school.

[UpsideDownFlag]

3. several good ones come to mind....

"now honey, i know you're a feminist, and i think that's adorable, but this is grown up time and i'm the man"

"Why do women have boobs? ...So that you've got something to look at while you're talking to them! nyaaaaa"

"Hello mr. Weed, i can't come to work today because i was in a terrible plane accident. my family is dead, and i am a vegetable. see you tomorrow."

[realisticphish]

4. im winston churchhill...would you like a crumpet?

Cleveland- peter, not all jewish people are good at math
Peter- well, no, not the retarded ones, but why would you bring that up? for shock value? good day sir!


i will need some...no...ALL my cunning

women are not people, they are objects placed on earth by the lord jesus christ for our entertainment


The Incorrigible Democrat

[Dukkha]

5. Hey, Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican party

An elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Even though they killed my Lord, I need a Jew.