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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:06 PM
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I Just Ate a WHOLE BAG of OREOS...Ask Me Anything!
Oy.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:07 PM
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1. I am so fucking jealous.
No question.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:08 PM
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2. How sick are you?
:evilgrin:
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:08 PM
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4. Very.
In more ways than one. :puke:
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:10 PM
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9. are you my kid?
(sounds like what he would do.. we just hear rustlings and cracklings of the cookie bag from the kitchen.) ;)
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:13 PM
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18. Hehe
sneaky cookie snatching.
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Occulus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:08 PM
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3. Did you poop yet?
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:09 PM
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5. Original oreos?
Or one of the new fancy kinds?
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:10 PM
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8. The new fancy kind.
Chocolate filled!
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deadmessengers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:10 PM
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6. What color are your teeth right now? n/t
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:10 PM
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10. Brown with occasional blasts of white.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:10 PM
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7. Did you brush your teeth?
Hmm?
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:11 PM
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12. Nope!
My breath smells purdy. Like sweetness.
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:10 PM
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did you eat the inside first?
or did you just down the entire bag....
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:11 PM
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14. The WHOLE bag!
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:16 PM
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21. he he he.... When I have a cold I like to down a bag of Chips A Hoy
n/t
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:10 PM
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11. How many fingers am I holding up?
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:12 PM
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16. 270 electoral votes.
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AIJ Alom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:11 PM
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How do you eat your oreos ? I like to put 5 in milk and then let it become
mushy and it becomes creamy chocolate milk !!! Mmmm.... Mmmm..
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:12 PM
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17. I do that too!
The mushier the better!
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AIJ Alom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:22 PM
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24. YEAH !!!
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lazarus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:11 PM
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13. are you
getting ready to see the dentist?

That's an old Steven Wright joke. Said he had a crush on the dental hygienist, so he'd eat a whole bag of Oreos in the waiting room.

BTW, I will always hate them for buying out Hydrox. Hydrox were the original. They looked like Oreos, but they were made with actual chocolate cookies. Incredibly tasty, but forced out by a Big Corporation.
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Kierkegaard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:12 PM
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15. Ever heard of sugar shock?
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jdots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:15 PM
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19. recipe for a health shake
next time when you come to just pop those suckers in the blender with about 3 pints of strong coffee and go balistic. may induce vomiting. but shit it's worth it.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:16 PM
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22. OoOoOOOoH!
I'd rather have that than a Red Bull or my Starbucks in the morning. :D
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agingdem Donating Member (893 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:15 PM
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20. Why?
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:17 PM
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23. Nothing better to do.
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:25 PM
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25. do you have a tummy ache?
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:26 PM
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27. Yes.
Big time.
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:30 PM
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30. Why did you eat a whole bag Oreos, then?
I know that you know better.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:30 PM
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31. I just couldn't stop myself, it was a slippery slope into disaster.
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otohara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:25 PM
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26. Are You High?
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:27 PM
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28. I wish.
at least that would provide some explanation.
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helnwhls Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:27 PM
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29. Got Milk?
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:31 PM
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32. Yes!
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:48 PM
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33. DID YOU KNOW NABISCO IS OWNED BY PHILIP MORRIS?
They give loads of money to the Thugs. Just sayin' :hi:

http://www.fool.com/news/foolplate/2000/foolplate000626...
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:49 PM
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34. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Not my precious OREOS. :(
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:51 PM
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35. Sorry. I lost Triscuits and Boca Burgers
SAD :evilfrown: :cry:
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NanBo Donating Member (316 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 12:58 PM
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36. Are they still made with lard?
Just wonderin'.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 01:01 PM
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37. I am made of lard.
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auburngrad82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 01:03 PM
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38. Does your dentist have a cute dental hygienist?
Stephen Wright said there was a really cute dental hygienist at his dentists office so he ate a whole bag of Oreos right before his appointment.

BTW, "hygienist" is one hell of a word to spell!

:)
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