The New Little Altar Boy of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"So . . . like, . . . if I got my whole staff to do a buncha hell-maries or whatever . . . I mean, . . . how many for every extra vote? . . . And do they gotta do a full one . . . or like would two-thirds of one be enough . . . then they could do a lot more . . . I mena, Jesus is already on my side . . . I just wanta sweeten the pot is all."

[underpants]

1. See me and Falwell don't have any problem with you being Catholic....

:grr:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

2. Let's talk alter boys

Hubba hubba!

[Crankie Avalon]

3. "No offense, Your Pederance...

...but you don't know Jesus like I know Jesus..."

[indigobusiness]

6. LOL...now That's funny....

BTW (OT) I bought a Charles Portis novel today, 'cause of you. 'Gringos'. Had a hard time choosing between it and 'Dog of the South'. It is good from the get go, but I was gunning for 'Masters of Atlantis', which they were fresh out of.

I don't recall your recommendations.

Cheers!

[skip fox]

4. "Hey, Padre, I know I'm not Catholic and stufff, but seeing as I'm

President, don't you think I could take communion? . . . Like about 10 or 30 times?. . . I mean, you can skip the waffers cause I brought my own chips, but . . . Hey, Padre, help hook a fellow up, what say?"

[Zuni]

5. Listen Padre, I know you are a member of a cult and shit

but I need your approval in order to get a bunch of heretical, Mary worshipping, and quite frankly hellbound papists to vote for me.

[kodi]

7. "sure, why not? if we could hide nazis for decades we can hide you too."

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