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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 01:58 AM
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Pardon me, but what's this SHIT about Bush and Cheney being gay lovers???
Someone just emailed me and said that Bush and Cheney have been having homosexual romps in the Oval Office ever since Bush was sworn in. They even said that Rumsfeld joins Bush and Cheney sometimes, and that his nickname is Rumpy.

And Ashcroft! He's got everyone fooled. He's no Christian! This email told me that he is actually a warlock! Ashcroft rhymes with witchcraft. See?

They also said the Condaleezza Rice has genital warts and that she got them from from COLON Powell during these Oval Office Orgies! The clinical name for genital warts is condyloma!

Since there is so much evidence to prove these statements in the email I received, could someone please dispute this or help me find a way to discredit the truth here?

I can't believe that anyone would be so mean to Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and I want to set the record straight in my response!
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shraby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:00 AM
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1. Didn't Antonin Scalia just say recently
that orgies relax a person?
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:02 AM
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4. SEE! SEE!
I knew it's true! And Scalia is in on it, too!

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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:00 AM
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2. I have some bad news for you, jchild.
It's all true.

We ship same or next day by first class mail - there's still time to get some of these beauties!
http://brainbuttons.com/home.asp?stashid=13




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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:03 AM
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5. GASP!
What will the children think? How will we protect the children???
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 03:52 AM
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31. I think we need nothing short of a regime change
:)

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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:00 AM
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3. ridiculous, but thank you so much for the image
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :puke:
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:03 AM
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7. :-)
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snowbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:03 AM
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6. Well.....
We're just going to have to give that damn place one hell of a scrub-down and dissenfect everything they've touched with their grimey, nasty hands before our President Elect steps foot into his new digs.... :bounce:
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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:08 AM
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11. It's not the touch of grimy sweaty hands we'll need disinfectant for.
Maybe get a different desk for that room.
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:57 AM
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27. We were going to have to do that anyway... n/t
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DELUSIONAL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:04 AM
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8. Well there is the nude photo of bush and cheney together
oh I mean painting.
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DenverDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:05 AM
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9. Shouldn't this be reverse trolled over at fascist repudlick?
I don't know about crashcart but the cheerleader has been "experimenting" since Yale.

Just ask Victor Ashe.
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:06 AM
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10. Nice try DUer! I see your 1000+ post count!
Go back to that backyard pool you came from. 10, 9, 8, 7..... :evilgrin:
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mellowinman Donating Member (540 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:11 AM
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12. No, you've got it all wrong.
They're not homosexual at all.

They're having orgies with farm animals.

Rumsfeld, Bush, Cheney, Rove, and Charlton Heston are pouring Crisco on assorted goats, sheep, and there's a rumor of a monkey, but I think that's just a rumor.

Drudge reported it, so it's got to be true; plus I got it in an email from my friend "Gort" from the planet Necutron in the Bloooooowwwwwwwwwww? galaxy.

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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:12 AM
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13. Hey, there isn't anything wrong with that!
As long as it is consensual, and it's OK with the pickles & whats her name.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:14 AM
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17. Oh, it's just FINE with Pickles...where do you think she got that nickname
They used to call her Cucumber, but that was just a leeetle too obvious. At least, according to the email I received. :evilgrin:
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burrowowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:12 AM
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14. I thought it was
Rove and Bu$h or Cheney and Rove or .....
Actually all these a$$es are not capable of love except that of money or Baal. None of these are either human or capable of loving another human being.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:16 AM
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19. Glad you mentioned Baal...I forgot about that part of the email....
Yes, they sacrifice puppies on the gilt alter of Baal that is hidden under the Ten Commandments monument in the corner of the Oval Office.

It's a shame, I tell you, a shame. This email really has me worried. :-)
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BUSHOUT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:13 AM
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15. WTF!?!
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:17 AM
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20. ...
Parody of a flamebait thread that was just locked. ;-)
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tishaLA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:14 AM
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16. Some people say the beta blockers and ACE inhibitors
make it hard for dick to penetrate george, though. He sometimes has to borrow O'Reilly's vibrator. That's what some people say, anyhow.
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troubleinwinter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:14 AM
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18. The chimp is aslo a Polygamist.
Condi very nearly let the cat out of the bag when, refering to the chimp, said, "My husb... I mean the president..."
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LibertyorDeath Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:25 AM
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21. I frigging knew it, It all makes sense now
Edited on Mon Oct-25-04 02:41 AM by LibertyorDeath
From his days as male cheerleader at Yale to Man love in the Whitehouse.

It's all coming clear.

But I never suspected he was getting Evil Dick. :evilgrin:
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:29 AM
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23. Yes, the pieces all fall together....in the oval office, that is. :-)
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:28 AM
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22. God . . . they both have HORRIBLE taste in men! . . . n/t
.
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:37 AM
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24. TO ANYONE WHO WASN'T IN GDO4 TONIGHT... THIS IS A PARODY
of a thread posted there asking if Theresa is an alcoholic, because email was circulating saying she was, and the poster wanted DUers to refute it.

Silly, I know...but it was funny at the time. :-)
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ogradda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:39 AM
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25. they've invited o'reilly to join once or twice i heard
he was mad they wouldn't let him play guess they just wanted to borrow his falfafula (or whatever the hell that thing is!) :)
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Crunchy Frog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 02:51 AM
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26. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it.
It's a perfectly acceptable lifestyle, which should be celebrated rather than condemned or hidden away as something shameful.

I think we should all talk about it openly and positively. We should demonstrate our openmindedness tolerance by talking about this to everyone and convincing them that it is nothing for Bush, Cheney and the others to be ashamed of.

Let us all openly celebrate Bush and Cheney's homoeroticism.
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Behind the Aegis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 03:28 AM
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28. humorless tonight
I missed the thread about THK "being" an alcoholic. I was wondering why that one poster was doing a mea culpa. So, when I first read this thread, I was {i]really pissed! But, then I saw it was a "parody." I wasn't as mad, but I still am....here is why.

There is nothing funny about being an alcoholic, but a parody would have been saying "Shrub and his VP are heroin addicts." Instead, the parody was that "Shrub and Cheney are faggots, and they are witches!" As a "faggot" and a witch, I didn't find this funny. I am sick and tired of being equated with someone who wishes to destroy the fabric of mankind. For 16 months I have been unemployed and had to rely on my partner for support and pay separate insurance because I am not his "wife." For years, I have to endure how I hate G-d because I worship nature.

I am really in a poor mood now. I am not trying to "lash out" at you. My heart hurts so bad now. I see people of faith attacked for being such (even when they don't advocate the subjugation of others). I see gay people made fun of, when our young people kill themselves because they are "flawed." I see the pettiness of those who try to subjugate the "meek."

I apologize if I misread your post, but, I just don't think the "they are faggots" joke is funny. You didn't say "faggot," but that is how it read.

Brightest Blessings!
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lady raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 03:37 AM
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29. THK is not an alcoholic. It's a lie.
BTA, Don't believe everything you read.
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Behind the Aegis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 03:45 AM
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30. I didn't
Edited on Mon Oct-25-04 03:46 AM by Behind the Ageis
I saw your mea culpa post. It takes a big person to do that!

Brightest Blessings!
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lady raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 03:54 AM
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33. thanks
That's a nice thing to say.
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 03:54 AM
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32. By the way, I happen to have a PIC (no kidding)


(sorry :)
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lady raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 03:55 AM
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34. NOOOOOO!!!
My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 03:55 AM
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35. Oh that is just WRONG!
:-)
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 03:57 AM
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36. I think so too, hopefully we can vote them out! (look at these pics too)
Edited on Mon Oct-25-04 03:59 AM by Cronus
I mean, if it's come to this.... And check out Mr. Ashcroft at his confirmation press conference....



It's disgusting. We need to do something about these people.... Have you seen the group photo?

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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 04:04 AM
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37. Eeek!!! Nasty!!!
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auburngrad82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-25-04 05:58 AM
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38. That's just wrong!
I guess the right-wingers have decided to try to scare gays into being straight by showing them the ugly side of things. If I were gay I wouldn't want to be associated with these two.

I guess that's why the log cabin republicans are jumping ship.
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