The best line of a horrible film --name your favorite

[vinnievin777]

Mine is when Chaz Palmeteri says "You are a horrible actress".
Shoots Jennifer Tilly and says "Glad I don't have to listen to that voice anymore" in Bullets over Broadway.

Vinnie Vin
http://www.vinnievin.com

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

1. From "Showgirls"

A potential customer to Elizabeth Berkley,"Can I suck your tits?"

Elizabeth Berkley,"I can touch you but you can't touch me. I'd really love to touch you."

[tcfrogs]

3. Another Showgirls fave

Elizabeth Berkeley's former strip club mananger, upon seeing her before her Vegas show:

"It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you."

[porkrind]

2. "Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart"

Evil Dead. :)

[Minstrel Boy]

5. ooh ooh, from Evil Dead II,

while hacking off his own evil, possessed hand: "Who's laughing now?!?"

Not a horrible film by any means - well, most means. But I love that line.

[LeftyMom]

4. from Time Bandits

A little boy cries to his mom "Don't touch it, it's eeeeevilllllllll!" as she reaches for the toaster oven. Mom touches it and blows up the house. :)

I still have no idea what the hell that movie is about.

[EstimatedProphet]

6. From Red Planet

(which I liked BTW)
The ship has crashed on Mars, there are no supplies, everyone is running out of oxygen and they are trying to figure out whether there is enough oxygen in their suits to make it to a known established shelter, and Val Kilmer says:
"This is the sort of case where they told us in high school how important it is to understand math."

[baldguy]

8. Scientist guy yelling "Theyre nematodes!"

when the bugs were obviously arthropods.

[vinnievin777]

7. From

Sirens "I see more intelligence in this ashtray"

Oh wait that's what I said there were no good lines in Sirens

Vinnie
http://www.vinnievin.com

[Davion]

9. From buckaroo bonzai

Laugh while you can, Monkey boy! (Could apply to a certain someone else too!)

[Chichiri]

10. Rutger Hauer, I think the movie was called "They Live"

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick your ass.

"And I'm all out of bubble gum."

[Bossy Monkey]

12. Rowdy Roddy Piper, not Hauer n/t

[Chichiri]

13. Yes, my gf corrected me on that as well.

Thank you, dear. ;)

[NuttyFluffers]

11. Zardoz

"The gun is good! The penis is bad!"

Red Dawn

"Wolverines!"

[CityHall]

14. "The price is wrong, bitch!"

from Happy Gilmore, Happy fighting Bob Barker.

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
"No!.."

[Spiffarino]

15. "Modern man is a complicated human."

From Glen or Glenda?

Another "classic" Ed Wood, Jr. film.

[GRLMGC]

16. From the classic film The Swarm

"Bees, bees, millions of bees!" with completely monotone delivery while bees cause a helicopter to crash into a mountain.

[LibLover]

17. The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!

[NightTrain]

18. "Inspector Clay's dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible!"

From Ed Wood's immortal stinker, "Plan 9 From Outer Space!"

[TheMightyFavog]

19. From Death Wish V: The Face of Death

Guns have their uses, idiots with guns make me nervous.