Bush and Kerry go ice-fishing

[Lisa]

(forwarded to me by a former college prof in Canada)

It seems that after the vote count, the 2004 U.S. presidential election was
tied. Instead of imposing a decision, Congress decided to let the men settle
it themselves. They were sent to Wisconsin to have an ice fishing contest. No
one was allowed to accompany them, and they were on their honor to let the guy
who caught the most fish in five days become president.

On the first day they went out in different directions. Kerry came back with
ten fish. Bush caught none.

On the second day, Kerry caught twenty fish and again Bush came back
empty-handed.

At this point, George W. got worried and telephoned the Vice President for
advice. "He's probably cheating," suggested the VP. "I hadn't thought of
that," said Bush. "You're probably right. What do we do?"

Cheney suggested that, instead of going fishing the next day, Bush follow Kerry
to see what he was doing. At the end of the next day, Bush called Cheney up
and told him, "You were right, Dick. He's cheating."

"What's he doing?" asked Cheney.

"He's cutting holes in the ice!"

[jdots]

1. W would try to push his boat through the hole in the ice

Rove would sneak out for frozen fish sticks.

[Droopy]

2. lol!

[Jackpine Radical]

3. So Kerry went out & cut a hole in the ice and opened a can of peas.

He scattered the peas around the hole. He then sat down & waited. When Bush came out to take a pea, Kerry kicked him in the ice hole.